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Alright, a few days ago when I was working.. a guy eatting there with his family came up to me and hit on me. YUCK. Anyhow he was telling me this shaking and nervously. "Oh you have such a pretty smile blah blah blah more crap" And asked me for my email. (If he asked for my phone number OH HELL NO) Anyhow I figured email address wouldn't be a horrible thing to give this poor guy who worked up the courage to tell me that. Now read the email he sent ME and yes he put some of it in "BOLD".
hey girl who wishes she was really in a band. what up? your probably working at your fancy pancy restaurant. you think your special huh? well just have to see. Iam going to keep this short and short. I will admit that you are a pretty woman. I noticed that you were smiling a lot last night. you were thinking ''ooohhh man'' hes cute. well i wont deny you that. thats pretty much all i have to say, i said i write you and after all i am a man of my word.{sometimes lol}. iam not going to be in this particular area that iam currently in lol, for about another two weeks give or take. now i know it will be hard not seeing me. but if you want any other way of communicating with me then youll have to find another way.
talk to ya in a couple weeks
maybe
maybe sooner, maybe later, just....maybe
by
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WHAT THE FUCK!
DID YOU READ THIS!? The last fucking thing I ever thought was "oooohhh man hes cute" Fucking sick. Shit face needs to learn how to spell too. The amazing thing I think of when I read this email is.. THIS GUY THINKS HE'S HOT SHIT. I mean theres nothing wrong with an ugly guy having confidence but this dude is acting like I can't live without him or some shit? And about the whole smiling thing, ANY GIRL WORKING IN THE FOOD BUSINESS KNOWS..
LOOK GOOD + SMILE + BE NICE = GOOD TIPS
Anyhow, whoever reads this post and give me some ideas of what I should do to this fuck.