i thought this was funny!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I helped musicl1913 hide a body (-173 points). In October I punched musicl1913 in the arm (-10 points). Last Tuesday I gave musicl1913 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In August I pulled over and changed musicl1913's flat tire (15 points). In March I committed genocide... Sorry about that, musicl1913 (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5173 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
punisher80