1st bloom

[punchtheflowers]

Bulba, uh... this is kinda out of the blue, but you don't happen to feel anything weird today orNevermind, fuck it

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[H-HOLY SHIT BRAIN TALKINGS]

[punchtheflowers]

Ghhkdfs!

Uh...!

Well, a map'd be good actually.

[BEEP BEEP THIS IS YOUR MIND]

[rockinthrutime]

Let me just make you one then....[there is a 5 minutes pause]

...no that's no good. You and Bulba would get attacked by a wild flock of Arbok if you leave tomorrow...hmmm...

[Just... holy shit.]

[punchtheflowers]

Wow, thanks...

[Holy shit God is making me a map. At least the trip there can't go wrong?]

[MORE MIND POWERS.]

[rockinthrutime]

Oh dear....

I guess I'll need to come with you for the first part or else those Arbok are going to kill the both of you. I don't think Red or Green would like that. Plus I due owe Red a favor...

But I need to be back in time for the Oktoberfest!

You okay with that?

[WHAT THE HELL SERIOUSLY]

[punchtheflowers]

Well... [there's the sanctity of the ceremony, but she's fuckin' GOD so that has to be okay, right? Just... wear a grass plate.] Sure.

Y'don't foresee any shit happenin' on the way back, do you? (Or during the ceremony...? [Fuck please please no])

[BRAINMATTER]

[rockinthrutime]

Well...that is a secret! I can't protect you from everything.

At least you won't die!

[PSYCHOBABBLE]

[punchtheflowers]

[Guess God has her secrets. All right.]

Good enough for me. See you in the morning?

[Cool. Train ride with God.]

[BRAINBABBLE]

[rockinthrutime]

I'll be there, and bring my punching gloves too.

Re: [BRAINBABBLE]

[punchtheflowers]

[Why would she need... shit, nevermind, he didn't even want to know anymore.]