65th Crash To Earth [Voice]

[punchlikeagirl]

[The sound of techno music is pulsing in the background.]

Look, creepy guy, I realize there's not always a lot of personal space in a a club but your are creepy close and-

[The sound of what seems like someone trying to bite a rock, the cracking of teeth, and then a painful moan.]What the hell?! I like a little nibble as much as the next girl

Comments

[theshockvalue]

...I just want to make sure I heard that right. Did someone just bite you? What the hell sort of club is that?

[punchlikeagirl]

It's a normal kind of club, it's the curse that's getting everyone all chompy.

[theshockvalue]

Creepy. The guide says these curses can "make people do things they wouldn't normally do." What an understatement. You okay?

[punchlikeagirl]

Oh, yeah, I'm fine. It would take waaay more than some biting to hurt me.

[theshockvalue]

Noted.

So, is this the zombie apocalypse or what?

[punchlikeagirl]

Sadly, no.

[theshockvalue]

Sadly? You'd want zombies?

[punchlikeagirl]

Zombies are better than cannibals.

[theshockvalue]

Good point. Zombies you can fry and not feel bad about it later.

[punchlikeagirl]

Yeah, I don't know if these people will come back after the curse if we kill them.

[theshockvalue]

...sometimes they come back?

[punchlikeagirl]

Yeah, sometimes the City like... doesn't count it if you die during a curse.

[theshockvalue]

Okay, that's weird.

[punchlikeagirl]

It is.

I'm Kara, by the way.

[theshockvalue]

Brennan. Nice to meet you.

[punchlikeagirl]

So what kind of world are you from, Brennan? Ninjas, robots, vampires, wizards, superheroes, all of the above, none of the above?