65th Crash To Earth [Voice]

[punchlikeagirl]

[The sound of techno music is pulsing in the background.]

Look, creepy guy, I realize there's not always a lot of personal space in a a club but your are creepy close and-

[The sound of what seems like someone trying to bite a rock, the cracking of teeth, and then a painful moan.]What the hell?! I like a little nibble as much as the next girl

Comments

[starchilde_lost]

Ew. Ew-ew-ew-ew-ew.

[punchlikeagirl]

Seriously, he tried to take a big old chomp out of me.

[starchilde_lost]

No, I mean he broke his teeth. How can you eat with your teeth broken?

[punchlikeagirl]

It's not like he broke every single one.

[starchilde_lost]

But still, it's hard to tear, and pull the flesh... the warm, soft... oh, God, I'm so hungry. I need to go...

[punchlikeagirl]

Rachel? Oh crap, Rachel, this is so bad. Where are you?

[starchilde_lost]

I'm at work... about to leave. Think I'll pick up a bite on the way home... Niko won't miss the busboy, will he?

[punchlikeagirl]

That's bad, Rachel. Very bad.

[starchilde_lost]

Why, he's kinda scrawny, he's not very good at the job either...

[punchlikeagirl]

Because eating people is wrong.

[starchilde_lost]

But... I'm soooooo hungry, Kara. And he's just out back, I can kill him with my mind, he won't feel a thing and I won't be hungry anymore.

[punchlikeagirl]

Bad Rachel.

[starchilde_lost]

I don't have to listen to you, you're not my mom. I'm hungry, I'm going to get something to eat.

[punchlikeagirl]

If I am late for cuddling with Anthony because of having to deal with this, I am soooooo not going to be happy.

[starchilde_lost]

You go cuddle with Anthony he looks yummy, too, I'll be fine after my snack.

[punchlikeagirl]

Oh, one thing though...