59th Crash to Earth

[punchlikeagirl]

So, everyone's survived the freaky plant attacks, right? There was a dandelion growing the the crack of the sidewalk just in front of my apartment door and it had a seriously foul mouth. I accidentally poofed it though and it gave out this orgasmic sigh. Which, I guess makes weird sense since it just spread it's seed around. And gives a whole

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[knockoff_hero]

Weirdest résumé ever. Though I guess I would have one hell of a college application if I could actually be honest on it.

And yes, I survived the plants.

[punchlikeagirl]

Ugh, college? No thanks.

Well that's good.

[knockoff_hero]

I want to go. Though, I also don't really have a choice. There is no way ever that my mom would let me get away with not going.

[punchlikeagirl]

I spent a week in high school and had a bucket of crap dumped on me. No thanks to anymore Earth school.

[knockoff_hero]

Seriously? I mean, high school always sucks, but still.

[punchlikeagirl]

Besides, I already went to school on Krypton.