44th Crash To Earth

[punchlikeagirl]

So, I'm looking for some... help. Anyone that's does advanced work in biology or biochemistry or just... anything like that. Working with alien physiology would be a plus.

If anyone has a lot of experience in that field and is, uhhh, looking for work let me know? I can pay you. Not a lot, but I can.

Also, is anyone out there a psychologist or

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[somekindofsin]

Why do you need this kind of help? Is something wrong?

I'm not sure I'd be all that helpful, anyway. The advanced biology and biochemistry work that I did was rather ambitious for the late nineteenth century, but you're undoubtedly looking for less dated assistance.

[punchlikeagirl]

I'm wrong, I guess? I'm sorta messed up in the head, Carl.

Well hey, can't hurt to have you look, right?

[somekindofsin]

You don't seem messed up in the head, for what it's worth?

I highly doubt it; I'd be more than glad to do what I can.

[punchlikeagirl]

I hide it really well.

Thanks Carl, I appreciate it.

[somekindofsin]

You fooled me, anyway.

Of course... just tell me what to do.

[punchlikeagirl]

Well, what sorts of things can you do?

[somekindofsin]

Almost anything, I think, given enough time. What, specifically, would you want me to do?

[punchlikeagirl]

Look for any... abnormalities? I know that's like... crazy hard to do without an original sample but you never know what you'll find.

[somekindofsin]

That shouldn't be difficult. Blood tests alone should reveal a good deal; I've studied demons rather extensively, and the simplest fluid and tissue samples can be remarkably telling.

[punchlikeagirl]

Oh good. Getting those samples might be a bit more difficult.

[somekindofsin]

Why is that?

[punchlikeagirl]

It's really, really hard to hurt me. I mean... I'll probably have to punch myself in the face until I get a bloody nose or something.

[somekindofsin]

I'm sure that won't be necessary. I have a variety of small blades with diamond edges... perhaps that would suffice?

[punchlikeagirl]

Maybe, but I kinda doubt it. And I would hate to break your diamonds.

[somekindofsin]

Oh, they're not worth a thing to me. I'll have a look about and see what else I have on hand that might do the trick.

[punchlikeagirl]

Oh, well, let's give it a shot then!