EXTREME MINT

[punchingskulls]

Today, on my first grocery shopping event for my new apt, I realized that there are five kinds of MINT-flavored Crest teethpaste.

• Minty Fresh
• Cool Mint
• Extreme Herbal Mint
• Clean Mint
• Fresh Mint

In closing, I don't want this many choices of MINT-flavored teethpaste.

[APPLAUSE]