[
Hear that? That is possibly the most soothing voice you've heard in a while. Or maybe the creepiest. Whoever it is, it's obvious they're new]
Hello. I am Kojiro, one of trainer Red's Pokémon: A Lapras, to be precise. I have transferred to Smash Academy in order to serve my master, as well as learn.
I do hope to get along with everyone and that we will be able to become allies.
[He takes a moment to think of anything else he might need to say]
Hm... I also believe I will need someone to teach me to type properly. I'm afraid I'm still not fully familiar with how to properly use human fingers...