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"He who increases knowledge, increases sorrow"

[Character Name] Ezio Auditore da Firenze
[Canon] Assassin's Creed
[Point Taken from Canon] After his induction into the order. The end of sequence 3 in AC:B

[Age] 29 43
[Gender] Male.
[Sexual Orientation] Heterosexual

[Eye Color] Brown
[Hair Color] Brown
[Height] 6'
[Other]
- A scar on the right side of his mouth.
- A thick Italian accent.
- A motherfuckin' cape.
- Along with speaking Italian, Ezio know's a good bit of French.

[Clothing]
Assassin robes || Altair's armour || master assassin robes: front || master assassin robes: back || Civilian

Within these robes Ezio has;

► Two hidden blades
► A long sword
► A dagger
► A crossbow
► A hidden gun
► 10 throwing knives
► 5 smoke bombs
► A poison blade
► 10 viles of medicine

[Background]
Our story begins when Ezio runs into a douchebag who doesn't have anything better to do, so after tossing a rock (what pansy throws a rock?), he gets his ass whooped. Later, like, after the entire fight is DONE WITH, his older brother Federico stops by and tells him to go see a damn doctor. Ezio claims 'TIS ONLY A FLESHWOUND' and they bound off along the rooftops. After being coaxed into having the creepy plague doctor look at his wounds, he pays the bastard 200 florins for dabbing some shitty water on him and proceeds to go get his dick wet. Poor, stupid Ezio gets caught by his foxy lady's dad and jumps out a window ( landing on multiple conveniently placed stacks of hay ). Since hiding in hay apparently makes him invisible to Italian guards even two minutes after they saw him. Ezio escapes and heads home to find his sister crying like a baby about her manwhore boyfriend. So Ezio goes and pops the chubby-chasing bastard in mouth and he then runs screaming like a little girl crying for his mother. After this, since apparently no one in his fucking family can do shit for themselves, he sees his creepy-ass younger brother Petruccio. Petruccio asks him to jump onto a roof and get feathers for him. Why? because it's a secret!. Meaning he doesn't have a damn reason other than to be a pain in the ass, but whatever. Like the AWESOME big brother he is, he obtains the feathers, gives them to his brother then goes to talk to his dad...then his mother, and basically this is the entire part of the game where you're introduced to most of the useless characters.

Now as an errand boy for his mother, Ezio goes with her to meet some fabulously gay man named Leonardo da Vinci, (some painter or whatever) and gets roped into carrying around his shit. After doing all this pointless bullshit, he --oh wait, there's still more pointless bullshit, but this is SOMEHOW relevant to the game. Ezio now has to go deliver letters for his father, and when he comes back his father and brothers are missing. Apparently a trained assassin and his two sons couldn't fend off a couple guards, so Ezio has to go climb a giant-ass tower to go speak to his father through the cell window. His dad tells him about a conspiracy, and some fat fuck that can help them out, ( also to go and get the sweet-ass armour he'll be wearing for the next 23 years.). Guess what happens next? Yup, Ezio puts on his pimp coat, and takes a letter from his father to the fat bastard that's suppose to help. But he doesn't help the next day when Ezio's father and two brothers get hanged. Being that he was suppose to die with them, Ezio uttered the words:

"MY NAME IS EZIO AUDITORE; YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE"

Naturally he hides in the least obvious place ever, a WHORE HOUSE that just-so-happened to be run by the Auditore maid's sister. Here Ezio learns how to shake his ass and work the pole by paying women to do what they do best; distract men with boobies. Now a master of disguise despite his flamboyant cape, Ezio again visits Leonardo, who 'fixes his blade' for him, so he can properly 'stab' the fat bastard that let his family die. Now the most wanted man in Florence for murder, Ezio takes his mother and sister and gets the fuck out of there. On the way they're gang raped by that stupid ass that threw the rock at the beginning of the game, but are saved by Ezio's uncle Mario. Ezio has an uncle Mario? EVERY ITALIAN DOES. Mario tells him his family is part of a super seekrit group of assassins, and that he should totally join up. Ezio, being an angry moron says "Fuck no" and resumes what he was doing earlier. But don't worry! He felt so bad he went to help anyway, leaving his sister and mother at Mario's villa so he could go stab the rock throwing bastard.

He returns to Florence to stop the invitable takeover by the Pazzi ( Aka; the group of angry old bastards ) and the deaths of Lorenzo de'Medici, the ruler of Florence, and his brother. The latter isn't so lucky, but fortunately Ezio saves Lorenzo from getting shanked and restores his family name. He was a little too late though and the group of angry old bastards had already started a civil war in the city. Ezio jumps around like a moron and kills Francesco de' Pazzi, only one of the angry old bastards, while the others had escaped. He tracks them down with his amazing skill of walking behind them in an extremely slow and obvious fashion, and offs some more of them. Now faced with Rodrigo Borgia and Emilio Barbarigo, Ezio had to stalk their fat asses all the way to Venice, ( which was really just an excuse to stalk Leonardo obviously, since he 'just so happened to leave for Venice' too.)

The entire process of getting to Venice involves Ezio macking on a married woman, Leonardo getting blatantly jealous, and a romantic boat ride. And when they get there, Ezio gets a tour of the city, going afterward to inflitrate the Palazzo of Emilio Barbarigo. Here he gets pickpocketed by some hot thief named Rosa, and has to carry her cranky-ass all the way back to the thief hideout because she was stupid enough to get shot with an arrow. He's introduced to the thieves leader, Antonio, who constantly looks like he wants to bang him ( but who DOESN'T? ). They decide to work together to kill Emilio. The plot ( surprisingly ) works and gives Ezio the name of another Templar conspirator - Carlo Grimaldi. A caniving bastard close to the Doge of Venice that was working to change him over to his side. Ezio was having none of that, and went to talk to Leonardo about making a dope-ass flying machine so he could infiltrate.

Too bad the Doge died, and Ezio shed a single tear for him, then stabbed Carlo in the throat and went on his merry way to go play games at Carnevale. Think I'm kidding? Absolutely not. There was a templar party with a sign that read 'No assassin's allowed', but that didn't stop Ezio! He groped some hos, played captured the flag and other such nonsense to win an invitation to the party.

But he didn't get it, because templars are cheating assholes.

Eventually though, he stabbed his way through and made way for a new, non-templar loving doge for Venice, and all was right with the world. OR WAS IT? No, because Ezio couldn't catch a break even if he wanted to. The entire Doge ordeal was just a giant, elabroate, fucking pointless distraction and the villians were sailing off to Cyprus.

Two years later, Ezio is seen sitting on a bench sulking and bitching about being the WORST ASSASSIN EVAARR!! and also it's his birthday apparently. It's his party, guys, he can be a whiny bitch if he wants to. Anyway. Rosa just-so-happens to have a shipping manifest detailing the return of the SAME SHIP that sailed away two years ago. It's going to return that day. Ironic? MAYBE? no, no it's not. It's just convenient! Ezio, with new spunk and a chance to get laid in his near future, ( by either Rosa or Lenonardo. we're not sure. maybe both? ), heads off to find one of the templar soldiers carting around a piece of Eden. Yeah, they were stupid enough to just give some random douche one of the most powerful ancient artifacts in the world. aderp.

Ezio followed the soldier, killed him, impersonated the guard ( while still wearing his hidden blade and a single glove for the sake of fashion. ) and ran riiiight into Rodrigo Borgia. Mentioned him earlier, remember? He's a giant prick. hate that guy. Ezio stupidly made a scene and had to get help from his assassin bros, and even with all eight of them ganging up on the fat douche, he didn't go down. Really. Rodrigo claimed himself the prophet that was fortold in some stupid prophecy Ezio could care less about, and pranced off to Rome. Ezio THEN was told that HE was the 'prophet.' it's all really confusing. After that he got his finger burned to join their assassin cult ( after like...12 years of being an assassin already. ) and was forced to drink the punch.

Remember that married lady mentioned earlier? The one he hit on after saving her on the boat? Well, he got to see her again when he went to Forli. Unfortunately there was an ambiush and...stuff happened. bad stuff. This whole thing is just terrible. but Ezio had to play babysitter. Then he got STABBED. Yeah. he got STABBED in the GUT. And some doucheface stole the apple from him. Rude bastard.

So after that he had to run around looking for a monk, who just so happened to be in Florence making a mess of things. Again, with the help of his assassin cult, Ezio defeated the false prohpet ruining his home town, took the apple and FINNNAAALLY went off to Rome to kick Rodrigo in his big fat tits. A couple other things happened between this, but it was mostly just old guys getting murdered, think we covered that reoccuring theme enough already, amirite?

[Personality]
An insatiable playboy, Ezio is a well known seducer of women. He's somewhat overconfident, and extremely playful despite his noble heritage. Even as an assassin he maintains his charasmatic charm, wooing various women he encounters on his missions and travels. Not everything is fun and games with Ezio Auditore though, as he can be quite serious when the time calls for it. He takes his missions with utmost seriousness, and dedicates himself fully to the cause of exacting revenge on those who killed his father and brothers. He also has a bit of a temper on him, unable to really control his anger until he was later trained in the assassin arts. He's extremely protective of his family members and close friends, and is obviously willing to help those in need.

As he aged, various things seemed to change about Ezio. He was calmer, more respectable toward his foes even with all they had done to him and his family. He realizes that killing Rodrigo, in the end, will not bring his loved ones back, and simply leaves him after a vicious beat down. That doesn't mean he lost all his aggression though, he is still a fiery spirit destined to carry on the legacy of his father before him. He has openly stated he does not enjoy the act of killing, even as an assassin.

Ezio has a tendency to draw people toward him, be it willing or not, and tends to make friends ( and enemies ) very easily. There are few he trusts though, and even fewer he would tell his secrets to. The whores he sleeps with usually don't get a history lesson, and an in depth analysis of the assassin, obviously, but those he loves know that deep down he is more than just a 'playboy' and a pretty face. He is a man on a mission, with fears and hopes and dreams just like anyone else, and there is more under the mask he wears than anyone could imagine.

During the course of the game Ezio meets many different people, and because of these people, his actions tend to change overall. When he learns of his father's true life as an assassin before his death, Ezio is enraged, unable to believe his uncle at first. It isn't until later when Vieri attacks that Ezio's outlook becomes strikingly different. He knows he has to fight, and he is more than willing to do so to protect his remaining family.

It's from there on out that Ezio isn't just a rebellious playboy, but a determined, growing young man with a lot to learn about his destiny.

On the outside, he retains that playboy facade, covering up the insecurities he holds for the rest of his life. He is terrified that he cannot protect those that he holds dear, and therefore, tends to overcompensate by helping everyone and anyone he can if it is in his power to do so.

When finally inducted into the order, and told of his title as 'The Prophet' Ezio willingly accepts, if it will finally put and end to his quest for revenge, then he will accomplish it. Nothing had stopped him previously, and nothing would in the future. While by then his temper has diminished a good deal, he is till rather quick to anger, albeit a little less violent when he reacts. He holds more respect for those he kills, even if he doesn't enjoy the act itself.

At his point in canon, he is more mature and level-headed, edging in becoming a master assassin and joining the ranks of his peers that have helped him through his years of training in secret. He still finds the need to protect those who cannot protect themselves, and holds all the friends he has made closer to his heart than ever before.

--->Canon update add-on.

By now Ezio is entirely different and yet very much the same. Over the years he has grown up, matured both mentally and physically. His anger has subsided, and he doesn't let his emotions get the best of him as much as they did when he was younger. In fact as a master assassin he can almost control it completely. almost. There were plenty of times when Ezio becomes openly frustrated, but it doesn't linger as long as it did previously. However he is still a very passionate man with many morals that he lives by. Even when on a mission he will go out of his way and divert from his original course to help someone in dire need along the way.

Ezio is still very flirty when it comes to women, that much, obviously, will never change. Another thing that hasn't changed is his sense of humour. In some serious situations Ezio has been seen making odd, joking remarks at times. But that doesn't mean he does it all the time. No, Ezio does know when to be serious, and 9 times out of 10 he is. Ezio is also ridiculously stubborn still, refusing assistance after he was shot and immediately getting on a horse and traveling to Rome without getting medical assistance first.

Unfortunately at this point age is catching up to the assassin even if he is somewhat in denial over it. He speaks slower now, his voice is deeper and he acts like a true master assassin should, keeping those he needs under his wing and at his beck and call. He can rally troops with his speeches and he trusts in the brotherhood with his life. Such as with Machiavelli, he was determined to prove his innocence and loyalty to the brotherhood even when the man was seen talking to city guards. He is also dedicated to taking Rome back from Borgia rule, renovating everything he can to help his brothers and sisters along the way.

Ezio also still cares greatly for his friends and family, or what remains of them. He would always go to great lengths to help them, and often worries over them immensely. His worry is evident when Claudia and Maria show up in Rome and Ezio is visibly furious that they would risk coming there to help him. He begrudgingly accepted after a brief arguement with Claudia, but afterward there seemed to be a bit more tension than usual between the siblings. Ezio admittingly has kept his distance from his sister and mother through the years, and he obviously regrets not being for them at certain times.

[Specialties/Abilities]
► Parkour/Freerunning.
► Skills with various blades and some firearms.
► Extremely agile and flexible. Light on his feet.
► High stamina.
► Eagle Vision
► Pick-pocketing
► Stealth
► Blending into crowds

[Affection] For women, he'll be accepting any kind of affection, and more than likely returning it one way or another. For men, he'd appreciate it if you didn't touch him unless you're brohugging or something. thanks.
[Fighting]
Fighting is fine, shanking is fine, severely injuring is cool. If you really want to kill him that bad then talking to me beforehand would probably be a good idea, but i'd more than likely not be against it? He's a skilled assassin, so he's not going down easily either way. He'll avoid fights if he has to though.

[Other Permissions] Go crazy.

[Other Facts] I'll pretty much go for anything, so long as you contact me beforehand. I'm obviously pretty mean to my characters sometimes, mostly for plot related reasons. I usually go with anything.