beautiful man is beautiful
I thought I was having a writer's block. Then someone prompted Tony/Charles fluff on the kink meme with some Loki involved. I'm sure they didn't mean "involved" the way I do, but what the heck, I'm writing. ^^ 'Cause just look at these guys.
First and foremost: screw timelines. <3 In my somewhat movieverse/Earth-616-friendly canon I believe in young Charles being Howard's boytoy, but Tony/Charles is something that just needs to happen without the age disparity. I mean, imagine these two wreaking havoc in college, and there are no words for the amount of pussy these guys would have been able to score:
(Tony with his amazing ninja yoga skills)
(and Charles with his angsty baby blues)
Naturally, there also must have been some totally heterosexual experimenting on male/male action in their early twenties:
There was some unfortunate time apart because of Charles going to Oxford, but hey, it's always nice when your BFF/fuckbuddy comes back from abroad all professor-y and looks goddamn sexy in a suit.
("Pepper, cancel my... well, everything.")
And there is a fairly good chance the get-together leads to a morning after like this:
("Where the fuck is my beard and where the hell did this tattoo come from?")
("Tony, bb, honestly, I think you could spare the money to buy some towels.")
So, Tony and Charles are an item, and they're freakin' hot;
and there's only one thing that could possibly make their thing even hotter:
(Suddenly, a wild Loki appears! It's good to have at least one character who's a fucking god and therefore above all this hazzle with puny timelines.)
I mean, who doesn't like a sandwich?
Threesome a day keeps the doctor away. <3 (And yes, apparently all of these gorgeous men have very feminine feet.)
Umm, yes, so it was a dose of this and the block's gone. Now I only have to feel guilty because Erik does not approve:
(Single manly tears of hurt and regret.)
Steve didn't know men could do that, but he doesn't approve either:
...So he gets together with Erik and they'll have a very groovy fondue and everyone's happy. ^^
First and foremost: screw timelines. <3 In my somewhat movieverse/Earth-616-friendly canon I believe in young Charles being Howard's boytoy, but Tony/Charles is something that just needs to happen without the age disparity. I mean, imagine these two wreaking havoc in college, and there are no words for the amount of pussy these guys would have been able to score:
(Tony with his amazing ninja yoga skills)
(and Charles with his angsty baby blues)
Naturally, there also must have been some totally heterosexual experimenting on male/male action in their early twenties:
There was some unfortunate time apart because of Charles going to Oxford, but hey, it's always nice when your BFF/fuckbuddy comes back from abroad all professor-y and looks goddamn sexy in a suit.
("Pepper, cancel my... well, everything.")
And there is a fairly good chance the get-together leads to a morning after like this:
("Where the fuck is my beard and where the hell did this tattoo come from?")
("Tony, bb, honestly, I think you could spare the money to buy some towels.")
So, Tony and Charles are an item, and they're freakin' hot;
and there's only one thing that could possibly make their thing even hotter:
(Suddenly, a wild Loki appears! It's good to have at least one character who's a fucking god and therefore above all this hazzle with puny timelines.)
I mean, who doesn't like a sandwich?
Threesome a day keeps the doctor away. <3 (And yes, apparently all of these gorgeous men have very feminine feet.)
Umm, yes, so it was a dose of this and the block's gone. Now I only have to feel guilty because Erik does not approve:
(Single manly tears of hurt and regret.)
Steve didn't know men could do that, but he doesn't approve either:
...So he gets together with Erik and they'll have a very groovy fondue and everyone's happy. ^^