pavithran wanted to know the kind of roles I play in life. There must be a zillion but these are the prominent ones.
The Chatterbox - Blah Blah Yak Yak. Staying true to being a girl, I am very much a chatterbox. I can galvanize conversations with banal notions.
The Chatterbin - Ironically, I am a ChatterBin too. If you’ve got stories to tell, I’ve got ears to trade.
The Lost - I provide opportunities [that’s right, I am talking plural] to my loved ones to bring out the Hero in them. I can go missing in places where getting lost is a challenge in itself! I should have been born with a GPS tracker. Seriously!
The Adventurer - I can induce adventure in the most mundane of things. Like this one time for no rhyme or reason we decided to run away from college by jumping a ten feet wall [That incident deserves a separate blog in itself.] or pushing away assignments thanks to my cooked up theories where miracles happen not requiring us to do the assignments anymore. We end up scribbling some jargons in the last minute while shifting the blame on each other. I am glad to announce, so far we haven’t broken past any deadlines.
The Dumb - I can get really really dumb that even the dumbest would consider him/her self a part of the intelligentsia.
The Enthusiast - I really get excited about things. Usually this drive is infectious. From ambitious projects to silly pranks, we do them all without any bias.
The Laughter Track - Good jokes, bad jokes or no jokes, I humor and flatter my friends with quips and incessant laughter. I can’t help it; my funny bone is extra sensitive.
The Mimic - I can mimic anybody, even me. The show is exclusive for kin and close friends.
The Radio - I act as personal radio for hours together. This is again exclusively for my friends, though audible enough for people in my vicinity. I can also be the radio without any off/mute button, so it plays even if you’re trying hard to concentrate on what the prof is professing. Bah!
The Bully Mower / Underdog Crusader - I can’t take people around me bullied or continuously picked on by anybody. God save the one I chose to unleash my wrath on. I am quite comfortable being an underdog though.
The anything but ordinary ideating - I really come up with the goofiest of ideas. Like why K is a vampire in disguise, how N would write love letters to her beloved, why P is going to be the next female president or if M was a Makkhi [fly] in her last lifetime.
So what roles do you play?