12 Things To-Do in my Tweens
I was tagged by Karan here.
1. Mug multiplication tables till 20. I know about till 9. Okay, I wasn’t really lying there; I definitely know till 6!
2. Establish ESWAR (Elder Sibling Worldwide Association for their Rights). Our tagline - We are NOT guinea pigs for parenting experiments.
3. Write a book about the magical powers of a girl called Punk Princess. The magical powers would be - putting others to sleep the moment she opens her mouth or by writing
verbose blogs.
4. Start a non-profit organisation which would fight for the rights of the victims of networking communities/chatting. Some themes - If you are on orkut/facebook/twitter, it’s your birth right to go to office/college/school only after 12 in the day.
5. Institute a rehabilitation centre (where the cheerleaders from the IPL teams would work as volunteers) for the extreme cases of above mentioned victims like all those people whose only friends are - imacoolboi, dwildgoose, d_psycho, roadside_romeo, pinkie_sweet, i_want_a_place_in_your_heart etcetera.
6. Stir up a Nazi movement, but this time it would shun non-bloggers instead of Jews.
7. Kidnap Ekta and Tushhar Kkapoorr and make them participate in Roadies X.0. Alternatively, kidnap Raghu and his evil twin whatever-his-name-is and make them act in any of Ekta’s soaps.
8. Direct a new soap on colours based on how tormenting it is to be a girl with curly hair.
9. Be the founder of the loser club consisting of the students of the new IITs and IIMs. Club name - The Elite Losers. In case you are wondering, yes, I am trying hard to get into one such college.
10. Become an astrologer (now that getting hired by any company is a far fetched dream) and con the very people who turned me down. Vengeance makes me peaceful.
11. Win a Nobel prize (for world peace) , Bharat Ratna, Grammy Award, Booker’s Award, Pulitzer Prize, Magsaysay Award and a mention in Guinness Book for being the youngest recipient of these awards; also for winning maximum number of such eclectic awards.
12. Spread Looove ;)
I tag everybody on my LJ friend list. I also tag the lazy bloggers - The ShutterBug and The Eternal Thinker. Anybody reading this tag who doesn’t have a blog, but wishes to have a go at it, is welcome to post his/her tag as comments. I wanna hear about you all. :)