Yamada vs. Yamapi - PART 7/FINALE
This chapter is for Jen (chibilover14), as it is her birthday today! *pops champagne*
Happy 16th birthday, Jen-chan!
Hopefully you'll like it... I tried my best to include some special stuff for you *winks*
ON THE SHOUNEN CLUB AWARDS SHOW:
Millions of viewers and the Johnny’s units waited with bated breath. Nakamaru peered over Koyama’s shoulder. Being trained hosts, their faces stayed blank.
“We’ll find out… after the break.” they announced together.
“WHAAAAAT?!” protested the audience and Johnny’s members. The camera switched off and the hosts turned the microphone away from them and seemed to be discussing something important.
IN THE HEY!SAY!JUMP SEATING AREA:
“So, Ryutaro, when do you want me to tutor you?” asked Keito, smiling.
“Eh? You were serious about that?” asked Ryutaro, his little face lighting up. “Anytime will be fine, I mean, if you don’t want to then you don’t have to, because, you might be busy or some-“ Ryutaro was cut off as Keito placed his hand over his mouth and gave him a hug.
“Of course I was serious! Spending time with you is always fun.” Ryutaro was speechless.
“BAHA!” squealed Hikaru, pointing delightedly at Ryutaro’s face. “You look like a goldfish!” Keito scowled and whacked the BEST member on the head, who instantly shut up, his mouth quivering as he tried to stop laughing.
“Wonder what they’re saying?” mused Inoo.
“Wonder WHO WON?!” said Yuto excitedly, glancing over at Yamada, who seemed to have had fainted onto Takaki’s lap. The older member was fanning him frantically with his tie, which wasn’t very effective.
“Yama-chan, please wake up,” pleaded Takaki. No response. “Yamadaaaaa…” he whined, poking the said member’s tummy. Yamada moaned softly and snuggled closer to the warmth of Takaki’s body. Takaki smiled, leaned down and blew Yamada’s fringe out of his eyes gently. “Come on, you have to be awake when they present the award… whether it’s for you or not.”
Yamada’s eyes flew open. “You don’t think I’ll get it?” he asked concernedly.
“No, no,” Takaki flapped a hand in Yamada’s face, millimetres from his nose. “Of course I think you should get it…” He winked suggestively and Yamada felt himself go red.
“M-maybe… after the show… Would you like to have dinner with me?” he whispered tentatively.
“It’s a date!” declared the older boy and Yamada decided he didn’t care whether he won or not: so long as he got to go out with Takaki.
IN THE NEWS SEATING AREA:
“I wish Koyama-kun and Nakamaru-kun would get ON with it already,” whined Massu to Shige, who was next to him.
“Yeah,” grunted Shige in his notably lower voice, “I don’t think Yamapi is breathing…” The NEWS leader seemed to be paralysed, only blinking now and then but seemingly not breathing.
“RYOOOOOO!” called Tegoshi.
“I AM YOUR SEMPAI!” roared back Ryo. “USE HONOURIFICS!”
“Oh, Ryo-chan’s back to normal now,” whispered Massu to Shige, who nodded tiredly.
“Eep,” answered poor Tegoshi. “Nishikido-san… Can you please give Yamapi CPR?”
“WHY ME?” thundered Ryo. “I’M NOT GAY!”
‘No, but Yamapi might be,’ thought Tegoshi, his eyes filling up with fake tears.
“Tegoshi! Don’t cry…” Ryo’s voice lowered to a comforting volume whilst the shocked Shige and Massu joined Yamapi’s ranks as paralysed members. Tegoshi sniffled.
“You’re the only one who knows how… N-now Massu and - hic - Shige-san are paralysed too! A-and I’m too young and inexperienced to do anything…” a tear leaked out. Ryo looked around, flustered. The second Ryo’s eyes moved away from Tegoshi, an evil grin materialised on his face and the youngest member whipped out his camera phone.
“Do I have to?” grumbled Ryo, looking back to Tegoshi who hid the phone quickly, changed his face back to the pitiful I’m-about-to-cry expression and nodded.
Ryo lowered his head to Yamapi’s and began blowing into his mouth. Tegoshi stifled the evil laugh that was building up in his throat and held the camera steady. After a few blows Yamapi still hadn’t responded and Ryo looked up. Tegoshi hid the phone again. “He’s not responding… Should we call someone?”
“No, no, Nishikido-san. You can do it!” Tegoshi gazed at Ryo, eyes full of admiration.
“Just a few more tries then, but if nothing happens we’re asking for help. Okay?” Tegoshi nodded and got his phone out again as Ryo went back to attempting to give Yamapi CPR.
After the second blow, Yamapi stirred, half-awake, and moaned. Ryo started to move towards Massu, but was held back. Yamapi’s arms were around his neck and were holding Ryo in place. Bringing Ryo back down to his level, Yamapi hugged the other member’s head and murmured almost drunkenly, “Ryo-chan… you like me too?” Ryo couldn’t answer as Yamapi pulled his head towards his own and pressed his lips to Ryo’s. Tegoshi couldn’t believe how lucky he was, getting this all on camera. Poor Ryo was powerless to move away and Yamapi mistook his squirming for enthusiasm, turning his head and sticking his tongue in his mouth.
When Yamapi’s hands moved down to Ryo’s butt, the member seized the opportunity to whack his leader on the head. “OWW!” protested Yamapi, rubbing his head and looking insulted.
“ARE YOU AN IDIOT?” bellowed Ryo, wiping his mouth on his sleeve. “I TOLD YOU I WAS STRAIGHT WHEN YOU TRIED THE SAME THING ON MUSIC STATION!” Numerous watchers in the audience sighed with relief.
“You don’t love me back?” asked Yamapi, looking down at his shoes.
“NO, DUMBO!” came the response. Yamapi blinked.
“Then…” he said softly. “Why did you kiss me back?”
“I did not!” Ryo glared, his voice more dangerous when it was quiet than when he shouted. “We will talk about this later.”
No one noticed Tegoshi gleefully sending the video to everyone on his contact list.
IN THE MCs’ AREA:
“Okay, we’re back!” announced Nakamaru.
“I’m sure you’re all wanting to hear who won the ‘Most Sexy’ award, huh?” asked Koyama. He was answered by a deafening cheer.
“So… The winner is…” began Nakamaru.
“TEGOSHI YUYA FROM NEWS!” finished Koyama.
A rather loud “EHHH?” came from the talents.
“HAHA GUYS!” said Tegoshi triumphantly. “Told you I could be sexy!” He skipped down to Koyama and Nakamaru and returned proudly with his trophy.
“And the runner-up is KAMENASHI KAZUYA FROM KAT-TUN!” continued Nakamaru.
“Eh, nande, Nakamaru-kun?” called out the ever-bold Hikaru. “Why did Tegoshi-kun win?”
“You guys haven’t heard?” asked Koyama. All the Johnny’s talents shook their heads, apart from Tegoshi.
“You mean, you didn’t know he did a naked photoshoot with Kamenashi-kun?” asked Nakamaru.
“EHHHHH?!?!?!?!?!?!” came the response.
Yamapi and Yamada fainted again.
I'll leave Maru's last line to your imagination *grins*
Sorry, a rather lame ending... I fail again ;___;
Comments are luff, people!
Happy 16th birthday, Jen-chan!
Hopefully you'll like it... I tried my best to include some special stuff for you *winks*
ON THE SHOUNEN CLUB AWARDS SHOW:
Millions of viewers and the Johnny’s units waited with bated breath. Nakamaru peered over Koyama’s shoulder. Being trained hosts, their faces stayed blank.
“We’ll find out… after the break.” they announced together.
“WHAAAAAT?!” protested the audience and Johnny’s members. The camera switched off and the hosts turned the microphone away from them and seemed to be discussing something important.
IN THE HEY!SAY!JUMP SEATING AREA:
“So, Ryutaro, when do you want me to tutor you?” asked Keito, smiling.
“Eh? You were serious about that?” asked Ryutaro, his little face lighting up. “Anytime will be fine, I mean, if you don’t want to then you don’t have to, because, you might be busy or some-“ Ryutaro was cut off as Keito placed his hand over his mouth and gave him a hug.
“Of course I was serious! Spending time with you is always fun.” Ryutaro was speechless.
“BAHA!” squealed Hikaru, pointing delightedly at Ryutaro’s face. “You look like a goldfish!” Keito scowled and whacked the BEST member on the head, who instantly shut up, his mouth quivering as he tried to stop laughing.
“Wonder what they’re saying?” mused Inoo.
“Wonder WHO WON?!” said Yuto excitedly, glancing over at Yamada, who seemed to have had fainted onto Takaki’s lap. The older member was fanning him frantically with his tie, which wasn’t very effective.
“Yama-chan, please wake up,” pleaded Takaki. No response. “Yamadaaaaa…” he whined, poking the said member’s tummy. Yamada moaned softly and snuggled closer to the warmth of Takaki’s body. Takaki smiled, leaned down and blew Yamada’s fringe out of his eyes gently. “Come on, you have to be awake when they present the award… whether it’s for you or not.”
Yamada’s eyes flew open. “You don’t think I’ll get it?” he asked concernedly.
“No, no,” Takaki flapped a hand in Yamada’s face, millimetres from his nose. “Of course I think you should get it…” He winked suggestively and Yamada felt himself go red.
“M-maybe… after the show… Would you like to have dinner with me?” he whispered tentatively.
“It’s a date!” declared the older boy and Yamada decided he didn’t care whether he won or not: so long as he got to go out with Takaki.
IN THE NEWS SEATING AREA:
“I wish Koyama-kun and Nakamaru-kun would get ON with it already,” whined Massu to Shige, who was next to him.
“Yeah,” grunted Shige in his notably lower voice, “I don’t think Yamapi is breathing…” The NEWS leader seemed to be paralysed, only blinking now and then but seemingly not breathing.
“RYOOOOOO!” called Tegoshi.
“I AM YOUR SEMPAI!” roared back Ryo. “USE HONOURIFICS!”
“Oh, Ryo-chan’s back to normal now,” whispered Massu to Shige, who nodded tiredly.
“Eep,” answered poor Tegoshi. “Nishikido-san… Can you please give Yamapi CPR?”
“WHY ME?” thundered Ryo. “I’M NOT GAY!”
‘No, but Yamapi might be,’ thought Tegoshi, his eyes filling up with fake tears.
“Tegoshi! Don’t cry…” Ryo’s voice lowered to a comforting volume whilst the shocked Shige and Massu joined Yamapi’s ranks as paralysed members. Tegoshi sniffled.
“You’re the only one who knows how… N-now Massu and - hic - Shige-san are paralysed too! A-and I’m too young and inexperienced to do anything…” a tear leaked out. Ryo looked around, flustered. The second Ryo’s eyes moved away from Tegoshi, an evil grin materialised on his face and the youngest member whipped out his camera phone.
“Do I have to?” grumbled Ryo, looking back to Tegoshi who hid the phone quickly, changed his face back to the pitiful I’m-about-to-cry expression and nodded.
Ryo lowered his head to Yamapi’s and began blowing into his mouth. Tegoshi stifled the evil laugh that was building up in his throat and held the camera steady. After a few blows Yamapi still hadn’t responded and Ryo looked up. Tegoshi hid the phone again. “He’s not responding… Should we call someone?”
“No, no, Nishikido-san. You can do it!” Tegoshi gazed at Ryo, eyes full of admiration.
“Just a few more tries then, but if nothing happens we’re asking for help. Okay?” Tegoshi nodded and got his phone out again as Ryo went back to attempting to give Yamapi CPR.
After the second blow, Yamapi stirred, half-awake, and moaned. Ryo started to move towards Massu, but was held back. Yamapi’s arms were around his neck and were holding Ryo in place. Bringing Ryo back down to his level, Yamapi hugged the other member’s head and murmured almost drunkenly, “Ryo-chan… you like me too?” Ryo couldn’t answer as Yamapi pulled his head towards his own and pressed his lips to Ryo’s. Tegoshi couldn’t believe how lucky he was, getting this all on camera. Poor Ryo was powerless to move away and Yamapi mistook his squirming for enthusiasm, turning his head and sticking his tongue in his mouth.
When Yamapi’s hands moved down to Ryo’s butt, the member seized the opportunity to whack his leader on the head. “OWW!” protested Yamapi, rubbing his head and looking insulted.
“ARE YOU AN IDIOT?” bellowed Ryo, wiping his mouth on his sleeve. “I TOLD YOU I WAS STRAIGHT WHEN YOU TRIED THE SAME THING ON MUSIC STATION!” Numerous watchers in the audience sighed with relief.
“You don’t love me back?” asked Yamapi, looking down at his shoes.
“NO, DUMBO!” came the response. Yamapi blinked.
“Then…” he said softly. “Why did you kiss me back?”
“I did not!” Ryo glared, his voice more dangerous when it was quiet than when he shouted. “We will talk about this later.”
No one noticed Tegoshi gleefully sending the video to everyone on his contact list.
IN THE MCs’ AREA:
“Okay, we’re back!” announced Nakamaru.
“I’m sure you’re all wanting to hear who won the ‘Most Sexy’ award, huh?” asked Koyama. He was answered by a deafening cheer.
“So… The winner is…” began Nakamaru.
“TEGOSHI YUYA FROM NEWS!” finished Koyama.
A rather loud “EHHH?” came from the talents.
“HAHA GUYS!” said Tegoshi triumphantly. “Told you I could be sexy!” He skipped down to Koyama and Nakamaru and returned proudly with his trophy.
“And the runner-up is KAMENASHI KAZUYA FROM KAT-TUN!” continued Nakamaru.
“Eh, nande, Nakamaru-kun?” called out the ever-bold Hikaru. “Why did Tegoshi-kun win?”
“You guys haven’t heard?” asked Koyama. All the Johnny’s talents shook their heads, apart from Tegoshi.
“You mean, you didn’t know he did a naked photoshoot with Kamenashi-kun?” asked Nakamaru.
“EHHHHH?!?!?!?!?!?!” came the response.
Yamapi and Yamada fainted again.
I'll leave Maru's last line to your imagination *grins*
Sorry, a rather lame ending... I fail again ;___;
Comments are luff, people!