Being Gay Drives You to Extremes [One-shot]
Title: Being Gay Drives You to Extremes
Author: Nat, a.k.a. pumpthevolume
Pairings: YamaNishi (YAMAda Ryosuke x AkaNISHI Jin), TaDaiki (TAkaki Yuya x Arioka DAIKI)
Featuring: Chinen, Yabu, Ryutaro, Yamapi and KAT-TUN
Rating: NC-16 for smut XD.
Author’s note: Yeah, another of my random pairings (: The YamaNishi was inspired by a convo I was having with my friend Ani (anilee0510) where I was bashing Jin and Yama-chan, since she’s probably the only one who doesn’t mind me doing that. The TaDaiki is for my “mummy”, Kiki-chan (keeconk’s birthday today~! KIMI NO HAPPY BAH-RUH-SUH-DAY, as NEWS say XD. Again, my ending fails. In fact, the whole thing does. Sorry for such a sucky birthday “puruuzento”, Mummy.
“I. CANNOT. WEAR. THIS!” Akanishi Jin screeched at the poor stylist who was assigned to him.
“B-but Akanishi-san, the rest of KAT-TUN are wearing this outfit, you can’t be different to them!” the girl’s lip quivered but she gave him her best stern look.
“THIS COLOUR SOOOO DOES NOT MATCH MY HAIR COLOUR!” he bellowed. The stylist blinked.
Jin’s hair was a light brown at the moment and the costume was gold, as KAT-TUN was going to be singing their song of the same name. According to the “A” of the group, the gold totally clashed with his hair and he refused to wear it. The other members’ hair were all dark, so they were fine, Jin grumbled, but HIM, oh no, he needed something else. They finally managed to reach a compromise by altering their costumes to be gold and black, with Jin wearing more black than the others.
As their performance of “GOLD” finished, KAT-TUN trooped backstage, sweating profusely from dancing underneath the hot spotlights. “Gosh, it’s boiling…” Nakamaru complained, shrugging off his shiny jacket.
“Yeah, let’s just rest here… where there’s aircon…” Koki agreed. KT-TUN gratefully stripped their shirts off and lay sprawled on several sofas in the dressing room.
“Is there a bathroom in here?” Jin asked, still fully clothed.
“Nande?” Kame asked lazily, not opening his eyes.
“I need a shower. I’m sweating and if I don’t wash off any dirt, my pores will get clogged and my skin will become-“ he paused to shudder dramatically, “PIMPLY.” The other members burst out laughing and Jin harrumphed and stomped off to find a bathroom.
“Seriously guys, is he… GAY?” Taguchi whispered the last word with eyes the size of dinner plates.
The next day, Kame and Jin went out for lunch at a yakiniku restaurant. Jin was waiting for 10 minutes at their table before Kame finally showed up in a green T-shirt and cargo pants. Jin, however, was all dressed up in black trousers and a light blue button-down shirt, untucked in the smart casual style. Kame goggled at his bandmate’s (who stood up to shake his hand before indicating Kame should sit) attire before apologising for being late.
“Like, I was waiting for like, 10 minutes already!” Jin whined. “But at least you look good.”
“Er, thanks…?” Kame looked around nervously, biting his lip.
“You’re so kawaii when you do that!” Jin squealed happily, clapping his hands.
“A-are you okay?” Kame raised an eyebrow.
“When I’m with you, I’m always okay,” Jin fluttered his eyelashes at the younger man.
“Jin-kun, are you flirting with me?” Kame demanded.
“Maybe…”
“I’M NOT GAY.” Kame said defiantly.
“Aww whut?” Jin looked disappointed. “No one is!”
“Yeah they are, like Yama-“ Kame slapped a hand over his mouth.
“YAMAPI? SERIOUSLY? MAN, HE’S HOT!” Jin’s eyes lit up and he sprinted out of the restaurant to find the NEWS leader.
“I was gonna say YamaDA…” Kame trailed off, watching Jin leave. He shrugged and picked up the menu. ‘A guy’s gotta eat, after all…’ he thought to himself. ‘That’s probably why Jin didn’t…” He smirked.
Meanwhile, Yamada Ryosuke was out with Takaki Yuya and Arioka Daiki of Hey! Say! JUMP. At that moment in time, he was talking about his troubles to his two close friends. “You know, they didn’t even say ‘thank you’ when I held the door open, and if you think that’s bad, it’s nothing compared to being gay-“ His eyes widened as he realised he’d just given away his secret. “Erm, I mean…”
Takaki and Daiki high-fived each other, laughing their heads off at Yamada’s half puzzled, half anguished expression. “We’ve been trying to get you to admit it for AGES!” Daiki crowed triumphantly.
“You knew?” Yamada asked incredulously, looking from one friend to another.
“Sure! Remember that time you felt my abs?” Takaki smirked. Yamada blushed.
“And how you almost fainted when I changed in front of you?” Daiki added.
“But we’re not gay, or anything.” Takaki and Daiki chorused, keen to get their point across.
“I’m sorry, you guys…” Yamada looked at the ground. “It’s hard being gay in an all-boys agency where no one else is.”
“Not no one, exactly…” Takaki said mysteriously.
“Who then?” Yamada asked eagerly.
Daiki and Takaki zipped their lips in unison, winking at the younger boy who groaned.
Jin, on the other hand, had found Yamapi grocery shopping with his mother. “YAMAPI!!!” he yelled from the automatic doors.
“You come over here, Bakanishi,” Yamapi replied, rolling his eyes.
Jin skipped over happily and blurted, “I know your secret, Pi!”
“Secret? Jin-kun, what are you talking about?” Mrs. Yamashita raised an eyebrow, inquisitive to hear more.
“Yeah, what secret?” Yamapi’s jaw clenched.
“OH, PI, YOU DON’T HAVE TO HIDE ANYMORE! COME OUT OF THE CLOSET AND JOIN ME! REVEL IN YOUR GAY-NESS!” Jin threw his hands up into the air in happiness, twirling around ecstatically.
“ExCUSE me?” Yamapi and his mum said together.
“Be my boyfriend, Pi?” Jin gazed hopefully at the bemused NEWS member.
“OK Bakanishi, are you on crack or something? What are you taking? Cocaine? Heroin? I can’t smell alcohol on your breath so you can’t have been drinking-“
“Wait. You’re not gay?”
“No, idiot. What are you ON?”
“Oh…”
“Was that what you thought my secret was? Being gay? Man, I thought you’d discovered my porn videos or-“ Yamapi turned slowly to look at his mother. “I mean… I love you?”
“Tomohisa, you have some explaining to do!” she said menacingly, shooting daggers at her son, who glared at Jin, who in turn backed away slowly.
“UEDA-KUUUUUUUUN!” Jin griped into his mobile phone.
“Yes, Jin-kun?” Ueda’s voice came over the line.
“NOBODY’S GAY!” Jin replied. “IT’S SO UNFAIR! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS?”
“I don’t know.” Ueda said distractedly, shaking his head as he tried to focus on the cute weather girl on TV.
“LIKE, I REALLY WANNA HAVE SEX, RIGHT, BUT I DON’T LIKE GIRLS… WHAT DO I DO?!”
Ueda shifted uncomfortably as he tried to listen to Jin and watch the weather girl’s ass when she turned around at the same time. “Um…”
“WHO ELSE IS GAY, TAT-CHAN? KAME STARTED TO SAY “YAMA” SO I WENT TO YAMAPI BUT HE WASN’T GAY! TELL MEEEEEE! OR I’LL HAVE TO, LIKE, RAPE YOU - YOU’RE SO PRETTY!”
“Pretty?” Ueda said, offended.
“It’s a compliment! NOW TELL ME!” Jin ordered brattily.
“Huh? Yamada Ryosuke…” he let slip the boy’s name as the weather girl’s low-cut top ruined his concentration.
“Hmm… He’s got potential…” Jin mused before hanging up.
“Oops…” Ueda muttered to himself as the weather segment finished and he regained control of himself.
Jin decided to seduce Yamada the next day, as KAT-TUN and Hey! Say! JUMP would be having a “talk with your sempais” session on TV. He lay awake in bed, giggling to himself contentedly whilst imagining the things he could do to, uh, with, little Yamada.
The next day, the aforementioned little Yamada trudged into the dressing room grumpily, plopping onto a sofa where Chinen was perched on Yabu’s lap. “What’s up with you?” asked Yabu, peering out from behind Chinen.
“Worried you’ll never get a boyfriend?” teased Chinen. Yamada’s head snapped up.
“Who told you that?” his eyes were wide with worry.
“Yama-chan, no one NEEDS to tell me; remember that time you insisted on doing my hair and told the stylist to get lost?” Yamada grinned sheepishly and flopped back onto the couch.
“I’ll be lonely and single forever…” he groaned. Takaki and Daiki looked up from the textbook they were revising from and mm-ed sympathetically.
At that very moment in time, Jin had his ear pressed to the door with Taguchi (who had nothing better to do than to partake in Jin’s seducing-Yamada plan) standing on lookout duty. “Jin-kuuun,” sang the taller member into the walkie talkie Jin insisted he carry, in case one of them ‘went down’. What they could be hit by was quite intriguing to Taguchi, but he followed along anyway. “There’s someone coooming!”
“Mindless Minion, this is Gay Boy. Do you copy? Please remember to use codenames and follow mission protocol at all times. We move into stage two of our mission. Over.”
Jin crouched down on the carpeted floor and log-rolled to the other side of the corridor. Taguchi skipped to his side, only to be glared at by his bandmate. “Mindless Minion,” Jin hissed into the walkie talkie, “This is no time for fun and games. The fate of my love life rests on this very mission. Over.” Taguchi nodded, bouncing happily. The pair stood against the wall, arms spread out as if they were part of it. Unfortunately the wall was white while the boys were wearing black.
“Hi Akanishi-san, Taguchi-san,” Ryutaro waved at them before pushing the door to the dressing room open.
“That kid must have special contact lenses in or something,” Jin whispered into the walkie talkie. “We need to find a way in. Over.”
“That’s easy,” Taguchi said. “Morimoto-kun, can we come in with you?” he called. Ryutaro shrugged his consent and left the door open for the A and T- of KAT-TUN to enter.
“Good work, Mindless Minion,” Jin said into the walkie talkie before following Taguchi into the room. “Now we need to subtly get Yamada and I alone…”
“EVERYBODY EXCEPT YAMADA-KUN AND JIN-KUN,” Taguchi announced, winking not-so-subtly at the latter, “LET’S GO TO THE VENDING MACHINE!”
Everyone else in the dressing room apart from Jin and Yamada (Chinen, Yabu, Takaki, Daiki and Ryutaro) filed outside obediently as Taguchi closed the door behind him after winking at Jin again. “Er, Taguchi-sempai?” Chinen piped up. “Aren’t we going to the vending machine?”
“Er, no.” said Taguchi vaguely.
“Then what are we doing outside?” Yabu asked, raising an eyebrow.
“We are being bringers of love!” Taguchi exclaimed, hoping that would confuse the JUMP members.
“You mean Akanishi-san is gonna seduce Yama-chan?” Ryutaro asked innocently.
Taguchi frowned, a little put out. “Well, ye-es.” Daiki smirked. “I need to listen to the fruits of my labour,” Taguchi explained.
“You know you can watch, too… We installed a camera in there a week ago…” Takaki grinned, taking out his PSP and pressing a few buttons. Soon a crystal clear bird’s eye view image appeared on the screen. The boys crowded round to watch…
“Er, Akanishi-sempai, why aren’t we allowed to go to the vending machine too?” asked Yamada nervously from his seat on the sofa, looking at his feet.
“You’re so kawaii when you’re anxious…” Jin smiled lazily, dropping down next to him. Yamada could smell his cologne.
“Um, thanks… But you haven’t answered my question...“ Yamada was only too aware of the blush that crept up his cheeks. Jin scooted closer, squishing up next to the younger boy.
“But we don’t WANT to go to the vending machines… Do we?” Yamada looked uncertain. “DO WE?” Jin asked with a little more emphasis, his lips close to Yamada’s ear.
“Er… no?” Yamada shivered involuntarily, feeling the KAT-TUN member’s breath on his earlobe. “Um… Akanishi-sempai… Are you flirting with me?”
“That’s exactly what Kame said!” Jin thought out loud. Yamada scrambled to his feet, backing away.
“Akanishi-sempai, I don’t want any trouble with Kamenashi-san,” Yamada said slowly, still walking backwards. “I don’t want to be caught in the middle of some love triangle…”
“Don’t worry, Yama-chan,” Jin stretched on the sofa. “Kamenashi-kun is still straight… But I know you’re not.”
“Who told you that?” Yamada stopped in shock.”I mean, AM NOT!” he tried to cover up his revelation with little success.
Jin tutted. “No honourifics or even my name? Yama-chan, that’s not very polite…” Jin beckoned to the boy.
Yamada’s heart was thudding painfully against his ribs. He liked Jin… a lot. Probably too much. But then again, Akanishi Jin was a huge sex-bomb. It wasn’t his fault. Whilst Yamada was contemplating the reason behind his emotions, his feet were stepping forwards, one after the other, moving back towards the older man. Soon he came within touching range and before he knew it, Jin had hoisted Yamada onto his lap, locking his arms around the JUMP member’s waist and facing him with a sly grin.
“A-Akanishi-kun… I don’t think we should be doing this…” Yamada muttered nervously,squirming a little. That was a blatant lie and both of them knew it - not because Yamada was a bad liar, but because he’d gone hard and Jin could feel it.
“Oh, Yama-chan… Why can’t you admit that you like this?” Jin reached up to caress Yamada’s cheek with the back of his hand.
“Um…” Yamada could feel himself getting hotter and hotter. He struggled to stay in control and failed miserably when Jin trailed his tongue down his jawline, letting out a contented sigh.
Quick as a flash, Yamada pushed Jin down onto the sofa and pressed his lips to the older man’s. Jin recovered from his surprise quickly by undoing Yamada’s belt and shoving down his jeans, then doing the same to himself. Meanwhile, Yamada’s tongue slipped into Jin’s mouth and Jin responded automatically, their tongues intertwining. Yamada broke the kiss in shock as Jin’s hand delved into his boxers, running feather-light down his shaft.
“Not so confident now, huh?” Jin smirked.
“Shut up.” Yamada snarled, forgetting all his manners, tugging down both their boxers and keeping Jin pinned down by sitting on his tummy. He lifted up Jin’s shirt and began sucking the KAT-TUN member’s nipple, swirling his tongue round and round as Jin gasped in pleasure. Yamada took the opportunity to slide his member into Jin’s open mouth, moving up and down to further excite them both.
Outside, the assorted JUMP members plus Taguchi were crouched around Takaki’s PSP in rapt fascination. Their eyes were glued to the screen, none of them saying a word. Soon, Nakamaru and Ueda came looking for their missing “A” and “T-“ and found the “T-“ staring open-mouthed at a PSP, kneeling on the corridor floor outside Hey! Say! JUMP’s dressing room.
“Whatcha doing?” asked Nakamaru curiously.
“Shut up, Maru, we’re watching Yamada fuck Jin,” Taguchi replied crossly, not taking his eyes off the screen.
“Wha-“ Nakamaru began.
“FREE PORN? LET ME SEE!” Ueda shoved Chinen aside and wormed his way into the circle, followed closely by Nakamaru who finally realised what Taguchi was saying.
“Jin’s uke?” Nakamaru snorted. “Pushover.”
By now, both Yamada and Jin were soaked in sweat and breathing heavily. “Do it!” Jin ordered, propped up against the armrest on the side of the couch. Yamada nodded and inserted a finger, rubbing a little as Jin moaned. “M-more…” Yamada inserted another finger, then another, prepping the older man. “Come ON!” Jin demanded.
Yamada pushed his member into Jin slowly, trying not to hurt him. He bit his lip as the muscles contracted, stroking Jin’s own shaft to try and distract him from the pain. He shoved himself in for the last bit, smirking a tiny bit as Jin panted in pain. The KAT-TUN member began rubbing himself as Yamada thrusted again and again, both of their cries of joy unmuffled. “I’m almost there…” Jin announced breathlessly.
“M-me too…” said Yamada, still keeping the rhythm going. Within a few seconds Yamada came, sighing in pleasure and making Jin come too, the warm liquid spilling onto Yamada’s stomach, both of them collapsing in relief.
OWARI?
Meanwhile, the PSP-watchers were wide-eyed with shock, frozen in their crouching positions. Chinen and Ryutaro were swaying slightly at the onslaught of explicit sex, Nakamaru was chortling quietly but Takaki was looking a tad uncomfortable. “I need to pee…” he said to nobody in particular. “Dai-chan, come with me?” Daiki shrugged, tearing his eyes away from the bodies on the PSP screen.
The pair walked to the bathroom in an amicable silence. When they walked in, Takaki grabbed Daiki’s hand and shoved the shorter boy in a cubicle with him, eyes burning ferociously. “I dunno about you, but that turned me on.” he said into Daiki’s ear, pinning the shortest BEST member against the cubicle wall.
“Mm…” Daiki moaned happily as Takaki pressed his lips to his ear, licking the sensitive flesh. “I though you… AH!” Takaki had shoved his hand down Daiki’s pants, rubbing up and down his member. “…weren’t g-gay…” he finished.
“Yeah, not gay with Yama-chan… You’re my target.” Takaki had stripped to his boxers, prompting Daiki to do the same. The younger boy blushed a dark pink as he pulled down his jeans and lifted his top over his head, looking up for a second at Takaki.
The latter ambushed Daiki with a flurry of kisses over his neck and collarbone, who slid his arms around the taller boy, pulling him closer. Daiki could feel Takaki’s erection under the two thin layers of material that separated them from touching, and a lick along the side of his neck awoke his own. In a smooth manouevre comparable to a well-oiled machine, albeit machines with arousal stirring deliciously in their veins (or would that be circuits?); the pair slid down each other’s boxers and rubbed against each other, their sweat making the movement easy.
Daiki shoved Takaki down on the toilet lid, getting on his knees and took the older boy’s member in his mouth. He sucked frantically, stroking himself simultaneously and making Takaki moan with pleasure. “Now, Dai-chan, please…” Takaki panted. Daiki obliged immediately, not even bothering to prep him, shoving his rock-hard shaft deep into Takaki, who screamed in a mix of ecstasy and pain.
Again and again Daiki thrusted into Takaki, his hair soaked in sweat from the exertion. “Harder, Dai-chan…” Takaki moaned. Soon enough, they both came, the white fluid sliding down Daiki’s legs as they sighed in relief. A sound like someone’s head hitting something startled them and Daiki spun around to see Chinen spread-eagled on the floor, Ryutaro standing next to him with his mouth hanging wide open.
It was then that they realised that they’d forgotten to lock the door behind them.
Comments are love, people.
Author: Nat, a.k.a. pumpthevolume
Pairings: YamaNishi (YAMAda Ryosuke x AkaNISHI Jin), TaDaiki (TAkaki Yuya x Arioka DAIKI)
Featuring: Chinen, Yabu, Ryutaro, Yamapi and KAT-TUN
Rating: NC-16 for smut XD.
Author’s note: Yeah, another of my random pairings (: The YamaNishi was inspired by a convo I was having with my friend Ani (anilee0510) where I was bashing Jin and Yama-chan, since she’s probably the only one who doesn’t mind me doing that. The TaDaiki is for my “mummy”, Kiki-chan (keeconk’s birthday today~! KIMI NO HAPPY BAH-RUH-SUH-DAY, as NEWS say XD. Again, my ending fails. In fact, the whole thing does. Sorry for such a sucky birthday “puruuzento”, Mummy.
“I. CANNOT. WEAR. THIS!” Akanishi Jin screeched at the poor stylist who was assigned to him.
“B-but Akanishi-san, the rest of KAT-TUN are wearing this outfit, you can’t be different to them!” the girl’s lip quivered but she gave him her best stern look.
“THIS COLOUR SOOOO DOES NOT MATCH MY HAIR COLOUR!” he bellowed. The stylist blinked.
Jin’s hair was a light brown at the moment and the costume was gold, as KAT-TUN was going to be singing their song of the same name. According to the “A” of the group, the gold totally clashed with his hair and he refused to wear it. The other members’ hair were all dark, so they were fine, Jin grumbled, but HIM, oh no, he needed something else. They finally managed to reach a compromise by altering their costumes to be gold and black, with Jin wearing more black than the others.
As their performance of “GOLD” finished, KAT-TUN trooped backstage, sweating profusely from dancing underneath the hot spotlights. “Gosh, it’s boiling…” Nakamaru complained, shrugging off his shiny jacket.
“Yeah, let’s just rest here… where there’s aircon…” Koki agreed. KT-TUN gratefully stripped their shirts off and lay sprawled on several sofas in the dressing room.
“Is there a bathroom in here?” Jin asked, still fully clothed.
“Nande?” Kame asked lazily, not opening his eyes.
“I need a shower. I’m sweating and if I don’t wash off any dirt, my pores will get clogged and my skin will become-“ he paused to shudder dramatically, “PIMPLY.” The other members burst out laughing and Jin harrumphed and stomped off to find a bathroom.
“Seriously guys, is he… GAY?” Taguchi whispered the last word with eyes the size of dinner plates.
The next day, Kame and Jin went out for lunch at a yakiniku restaurant. Jin was waiting for 10 minutes at their table before Kame finally showed up in a green T-shirt and cargo pants. Jin, however, was all dressed up in black trousers and a light blue button-down shirt, untucked in the smart casual style. Kame goggled at his bandmate’s (who stood up to shake his hand before indicating Kame should sit) attire before apologising for being late.
“Like, I was waiting for like, 10 minutes already!” Jin whined. “But at least you look good.”
“Er, thanks…?” Kame looked around nervously, biting his lip.
“You’re so kawaii when you do that!” Jin squealed happily, clapping his hands.
“A-are you okay?” Kame raised an eyebrow.
“When I’m with you, I’m always okay,” Jin fluttered his eyelashes at the younger man.
“Jin-kun, are you flirting with me?” Kame demanded.
“Maybe…”
“I’M NOT GAY.” Kame said defiantly.
“Aww whut?” Jin looked disappointed. “No one is!”
“Yeah they are, like Yama-“ Kame slapped a hand over his mouth.
“YAMAPI? SERIOUSLY? MAN, HE’S HOT!” Jin’s eyes lit up and he sprinted out of the restaurant to find the NEWS leader.
“I was gonna say YamaDA…” Kame trailed off, watching Jin leave. He shrugged and picked up the menu. ‘A guy’s gotta eat, after all…’ he thought to himself. ‘That’s probably why Jin didn’t…” He smirked.
Meanwhile, Yamada Ryosuke was out with Takaki Yuya and Arioka Daiki of Hey! Say! JUMP. At that moment in time, he was talking about his troubles to his two close friends. “You know, they didn’t even say ‘thank you’ when I held the door open, and if you think that’s bad, it’s nothing compared to being gay-“ His eyes widened as he realised he’d just given away his secret. “Erm, I mean…”
Takaki and Daiki high-fived each other, laughing their heads off at Yamada’s half puzzled, half anguished expression. “We’ve been trying to get you to admit it for AGES!” Daiki crowed triumphantly.
“You knew?” Yamada asked incredulously, looking from one friend to another.
“Sure! Remember that time you felt my abs?” Takaki smirked. Yamada blushed.
“And how you almost fainted when I changed in front of you?” Daiki added.
“But we’re not gay, or anything.” Takaki and Daiki chorused, keen to get their point across.
“I’m sorry, you guys…” Yamada looked at the ground. “It’s hard being gay in an all-boys agency where no one else is.”
“Not no one, exactly…” Takaki said mysteriously.
“Who then?” Yamada asked eagerly.
Daiki and Takaki zipped their lips in unison, winking at the younger boy who groaned.
Jin, on the other hand, had found Yamapi grocery shopping with his mother. “YAMAPI!!!” he yelled from the automatic doors.
“You come over here, Bakanishi,” Yamapi replied, rolling his eyes.
Jin skipped over happily and blurted, “I know your secret, Pi!”
“Secret? Jin-kun, what are you talking about?” Mrs. Yamashita raised an eyebrow, inquisitive to hear more.
“Yeah, what secret?” Yamapi’s jaw clenched.
“OH, PI, YOU DON’T HAVE TO HIDE ANYMORE! COME OUT OF THE CLOSET AND JOIN ME! REVEL IN YOUR GAY-NESS!” Jin threw his hands up into the air in happiness, twirling around ecstatically.
“ExCUSE me?” Yamapi and his mum said together.
“Be my boyfriend, Pi?” Jin gazed hopefully at the bemused NEWS member.
“OK Bakanishi, are you on crack or something? What are you taking? Cocaine? Heroin? I can’t smell alcohol on your breath so you can’t have been drinking-“
“Wait. You’re not gay?”
“No, idiot. What are you ON?”
“Oh…”
“Was that what you thought my secret was? Being gay? Man, I thought you’d discovered my porn videos or-“ Yamapi turned slowly to look at his mother. “I mean… I love you?”
“Tomohisa, you have some explaining to do!” she said menacingly, shooting daggers at her son, who glared at Jin, who in turn backed away slowly.
“UEDA-KUUUUUUUUN!” Jin griped into his mobile phone.
“Yes, Jin-kun?” Ueda’s voice came over the line.
“NOBODY’S GAY!” Jin replied. “IT’S SO UNFAIR! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS?”
“I don’t know.” Ueda said distractedly, shaking his head as he tried to focus on the cute weather girl on TV.
“LIKE, I REALLY WANNA HAVE SEX, RIGHT, BUT I DON’T LIKE GIRLS… WHAT DO I DO?!”
Ueda shifted uncomfortably as he tried to listen to Jin and watch the weather girl’s ass when she turned around at the same time. “Um…”
“WHO ELSE IS GAY, TAT-CHAN? KAME STARTED TO SAY “YAMA” SO I WENT TO YAMAPI BUT HE WASN’T GAY! TELL MEEEEEE! OR I’LL HAVE TO, LIKE, RAPE YOU - YOU’RE SO PRETTY!”
“Pretty?” Ueda said, offended.
“It’s a compliment! NOW TELL ME!” Jin ordered brattily.
“Huh? Yamada Ryosuke…” he let slip the boy’s name as the weather girl’s low-cut top ruined his concentration.
“Hmm… He’s got potential…” Jin mused before hanging up.
“Oops…” Ueda muttered to himself as the weather segment finished and he regained control of himself.
Jin decided to seduce Yamada the next day, as KAT-TUN and Hey! Say! JUMP would be having a “talk with your sempais” session on TV. He lay awake in bed, giggling to himself contentedly whilst imagining the things he could do to, uh, with, little Yamada.
The next day, the aforementioned little Yamada trudged into the dressing room grumpily, plopping onto a sofa where Chinen was perched on Yabu’s lap. “What’s up with you?” asked Yabu, peering out from behind Chinen.
“Worried you’ll never get a boyfriend?” teased Chinen. Yamada’s head snapped up.
“Who told you that?” his eyes were wide with worry.
“Yama-chan, no one NEEDS to tell me; remember that time you insisted on doing my hair and told the stylist to get lost?” Yamada grinned sheepishly and flopped back onto the couch.
“I’ll be lonely and single forever…” he groaned. Takaki and Daiki looked up from the textbook they were revising from and mm-ed sympathetically.
At that very moment in time, Jin had his ear pressed to the door with Taguchi (who had nothing better to do than to partake in Jin’s seducing-Yamada plan) standing on lookout duty. “Jin-kuuun,” sang the taller member into the walkie talkie Jin insisted he carry, in case one of them ‘went down’. What they could be hit by was quite intriguing to Taguchi, but he followed along anyway. “There’s someone coooming!”
“Mindless Minion, this is Gay Boy. Do you copy? Please remember to use codenames and follow mission protocol at all times. We move into stage two of our mission. Over.”
Jin crouched down on the carpeted floor and log-rolled to the other side of the corridor. Taguchi skipped to his side, only to be glared at by his bandmate. “Mindless Minion,” Jin hissed into the walkie talkie, “This is no time for fun and games. The fate of my love life rests on this very mission. Over.” Taguchi nodded, bouncing happily. The pair stood against the wall, arms spread out as if they were part of it. Unfortunately the wall was white while the boys were wearing black.
“Hi Akanishi-san, Taguchi-san,” Ryutaro waved at them before pushing the door to the dressing room open.
“That kid must have special contact lenses in or something,” Jin whispered into the walkie talkie. “We need to find a way in. Over.”
“That’s easy,” Taguchi said. “Morimoto-kun, can we come in with you?” he called. Ryutaro shrugged his consent and left the door open for the A and T- of KAT-TUN to enter.
“Good work, Mindless Minion,” Jin said into the walkie talkie before following Taguchi into the room. “Now we need to subtly get Yamada and I alone…”
“EVERYBODY EXCEPT YAMADA-KUN AND JIN-KUN,” Taguchi announced, winking not-so-subtly at the latter, “LET’S GO TO THE VENDING MACHINE!”
Everyone else in the dressing room apart from Jin and Yamada (Chinen, Yabu, Takaki, Daiki and Ryutaro) filed outside obediently as Taguchi closed the door behind him after winking at Jin again. “Er, Taguchi-sempai?” Chinen piped up. “Aren’t we going to the vending machine?”
“Er, no.” said Taguchi vaguely.
“Then what are we doing outside?” Yabu asked, raising an eyebrow.
“We are being bringers of love!” Taguchi exclaimed, hoping that would confuse the JUMP members.
“You mean Akanishi-san is gonna seduce Yama-chan?” Ryutaro asked innocently.
Taguchi frowned, a little put out. “Well, ye-es.” Daiki smirked. “I need to listen to the fruits of my labour,” Taguchi explained.
“You know you can watch, too… We installed a camera in there a week ago…” Takaki grinned, taking out his PSP and pressing a few buttons. Soon a crystal clear bird’s eye view image appeared on the screen. The boys crowded round to watch…
“Er, Akanishi-sempai, why aren’t we allowed to go to the vending machine too?” asked Yamada nervously from his seat on the sofa, looking at his feet.
“You’re so kawaii when you’re anxious…” Jin smiled lazily, dropping down next to him. Yamada could smell his cologne.
“Um, thanks… But you haven’t answered my question...“ Yamada was only too aware of the blush that crept up his cheeks. Jin scooted closer, squishing up next to the younger boy.
“But we don’t WANT to go to the vending machines… Do we?” Yamada looked uncertain. “DO WE?” Jin asked with a little more emphasis, his lips close to Yamada’s ear.
“Er… no?” Yamada shivered involuntarily, feeling the KAT-TUN member’s breath on his earlobe. “Um… Akanishi-sempai… Are you flirting with me?”
“That’s exactly what Kame said!” Jin thought out loud. Yamada scrambled to his feet, backing away.
“Akanishi-sempai, I don’t want any trouble with Kamenashi-san,” Yamada said slowly, still walking backwards. “I don’t want to be caught in the middle of some love triangle…”
“Don’t worry, Yama-chan,” Jin stretched on the sofa. “Kamenashi-kun is still straight… But I know you’re not.”
“Who told you that?” Yamada stopped in shock.”I mean, AM NOT!” he tried to cover up his revelation with little success.
Jin tutted. “No honourifics or even my name? Yama-chan, that’s not very polite…” Jin beckoned to the boy.
Yamada’s heart was thudding painfully against his ribs. He liked Jin… a lot. Probably too much. But then again, Akanishi Jin was a huge sex-bomb. It wasn’t his fault. Whilst Yamada was contemplating the reason behind his emotions, his feet were stepping forwards, one after the other, moving back towards the older man. Soon he came within touching range and before he knew it, Jin had hoisted Yamada onto his lap, locking his arms around the JUMP member’s waist and facing him with a sly grin.
“A-Akanishi-kun… I don’t think we should be doing this…” Yamada muttered nervously,squirming a little. That was a blatant lie and both of them knew it - not because Yamada was a bad liar, but because he’d gone hard and Jin could feel it.
“Oh, Yama-chan… Why can’t you admit that you like this?” Jin reached up to caress Yamada’s cheek with the back of his hand.
“Um…” Yamada could feel himself getting hotter and hotter. He struggled to stay in control and failed miserably when Jin trailed his tongue down his jawline, letting out a contented sigh.
Quick as a flash, Yamada pushed Jin down onto the sofa and pressed his lips to the older man’s. Jin recovered from his surprise quickly by undoing Yamada’s belt and shoving down his jeans, then doing the same to himself. Meanwhile, Yamada’s tongue slipped into Jin’s mouth and Jin responded automatically, their tongues intertwining. Yamada broke the kiss in shock as Jin’s hand delved into his boxers, running feather-light down his shaft.
“Not so confident now, huh?” Jin smirked.
“Shut up.” Yamada snarled, forgetting all his manners, tugging down both their boxers and keeping Jin pinned down by sitting on his tummy. He lifted up Jin’s shirt and began sucking the KAT-TUN member’s nipple, swirling his tongue round and round as Jin gasped in pleasure. Yamada took the opportunity to slide his member into Jin’s open mouth, moving up and down to further excite them both.
Outside, the assorted JUMP members plus Taguchi were crouched around Takaki’s PSP in rapt fascination. Their eyes were glued to the screen, none of them saying a word. Soon, Nakamaru and Ueda came looking for their missing “A” and “T-“ and found the “T-“ staring open-mouthed at a PSP, kneeling on the corridor floor outside Hey! Say! JUMP’s dressing room.
“Whatcha doing?” asked Nakamaru curiously.
“Shut up, Maru, we’re watching Yamada fuck Jin,” Taguchi replied crossly, not taking his eyes off the screen.
“Wha-“ Nakamaru began.
“FREE PORN? LET ME SEE!” Ueda shoved Chinen aside and wormed his way into the circle, followed closely by Nakamaru who finally realised what Taguchi was saying.
“Jin’s uke?” Nakamaru snorted. “Pushover.”
By now, both Yamada and Jin were soaked in sweat and breathing heavily. “Do it!” Jin ordered, propped up against the armrest on the side of the couch. Yamada nodded and inserted a finger, rubbing a little as Jin moaned. “M-more…” Yamada inserted another finger, then another, prepping the older man. “Come ON!” Jin demanded.
Yamada pushed his member into Jin slowly, trying not to hurt him. He bit his lip as the muscles contracted, stroking Jin’s own shaft to try and distract him from the pain. He shoved himself in for the last bit, smirking a tiny bit as Jin panted in pain. The KAT-TUN member began rubbing himself as Yamada thrusted again and again, both of their cries of joy unmuffled. “I’m almost there…” Jin announced breathlessly.
“M-me too…” said Yamada, still keeping the rhythm going. Within a few seconds Yamada came, sighing in pleasure and making Jin come too, the warm liquid spilling onto Yamada’s stomach, both of them collapsing in relief.
OWARI?
Meanwhile, the PSP-watchers were wide-eyed with shock, frozen in their crouching positions. Chinen and Ryutaro were swaying slightly at the onslaught of explicit sex, Nakamaru was chortling quietly but Takaki was looking a tad uncomfortable. “I need to pee…” he said to nobody in particular. “Dai-chan, come with me?” Daiki shrugged, tearing his eyes away from the bodies on the PSP screen.
The pair walked to the bathroom in an amicable silence. When they walked in, Takaki grabbed Daiki’s hand and shoved the shorter boy in a cubicle with him, eyes burning ferociously. “I dunno about you, but that turned me on.” he said into Daiki’s ear, pinning the shortest BEST member against the cubicle wall.
“Mm…” Daiki moaned happily as Takaki pressed his lips to his ear, licking the sensitive flesh. “I though you… AH!” Takaki had shoved his hand down Daiki’s pants, rubbing up and down his member. “…weren’t g-gay…” he finished.
“Yeah, not gay with Yama-chan… You’re my target.” Takaki had stripped to his boxers, prompting Daiki to do the same. The younger boy blushed a dark pink as he pulled down his jeans and lifted his top over his head, looking up for a second at Takaki.
The latter ambushed Daiki with a flurry of kisses over his neck and collarbone, who slid his arms around the taller boy, pulling him closer. Daiki could feel Takaki’s erection under the two thin layers of material that separated them from touching, and a lick along the side of his neck awoke his own. In a smooth manouevre comparable to a well-oiled machine, albeit machines with arousal stirring deliciously in their veins (or would that be circuits?); the pair slid down each other’s boxers and rubbed against each other, their sweat making the movement easy.
Daiki shoved Takaki down on the toilet lid, getting on his knees and took the older boy’s member in his mouth. He sucked frantically, stroking himself simultaneously and making Takaki moan with pleasure. “Now, Dai-chan, please…” Takaki panted. Daiki obliged immediately, not even bothering to prep him, shoving his rock-hard shaft deep into Takaki, who screamed in a mix of ecstasy and pain.
Again and again Daiki thrusted into Takaki, his hair soaked in sweat from the exertion. “Harder, Dai-chan…” Takaki moaned. Soon enough, they both came, the white fluid sliding down Daiki’s legs as they sighed in relief. A sound like someone’s head hitting something startled them and Daiki spun around to see Chinen spread-eagled on the floor, Ryutaro standing next to him with his mouth hanging wide open.
It was then that they realised that they’d forgotten to lock the door behind them.
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