These are funny.

[pumpkinssong]

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names)

Camille Gordon

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad )

Unknown Donald

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)

Hatiff

4.DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color, fav animal)

Red East African Crowned Crane

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live)

Marie New Albany

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav alcoholic drink, add "THE" to the beginning)

The pink beer

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)

Tiis

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie):

Mint chocolate chip chocolate chip

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet's name, current street name)

Ferocious Charlestown

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)

Lydia Charlestown