SHINee’s Bodies (Drabbles)
Title: SHINee’s Bodies
Pairing: MiNew, JongKey, mother-son relashinship!KeyTae
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Crack
Summary: Every SHINee’s member has a best part of their bodies.
Onew’s Back
Minho had known Onew have a very sexy back. He always saw it every time they took shower together. But, Minho never knew that he would be that mad to see the picture. He knew it was a part of their clothing, but please, he just wanted Onew’s back for himself, Onew was his lover anyway!
He could understand why their fans screamed crazily when Onew turned his body. If Minho had been one of them, he would have jumped on the stage and ripped the little part of Onew’s shirt that barely covered the creamy back. The prominent shoulder blades didn’t help either. He just wanted to bite the creamy shoulders, traced the spine with his fingers, licked, nipped, and did everything he wanted!
Oh, please, Minho just couldn’t resist his lover’s back. Yeah, that sexy back was driving him crazy. And when Minho heard the voice he wanted to hear the most, he yanked the older male and pinned him on the bed.
Let your wild brains think the rest.
Jonghyun’s Arms
Taemin, Minho and Onew always envied Jonghyun’s muscles. They just looked prominent and tough.
One day, Minho, Onew and Taemin snapped. They really wanted to have those arms! They approached Key and sat in front of the diva.
“Umma! Tell me how to grow musles like Appa has…”
Key widened his eyes,at his son(?) question, “Wha…what??”
“Yes, Key. We just want to know. But, if we asked him, he would laugh and be smug.” Minho grunted.
Minho noticed two small tints of red on Key’s cheek. And he frowned, “And what’s with that red face?”
Key sighed and scratched his nape, “Maybe, just Minho can do this.”
“Do what?? Why can’t I??” Taemin whined.
Key looked at Minho and smiled embarrassedly, “Do that on the wall and let your arms hold Onew’s weight.”
Minho blinked and laughed immediately, “Oh, My God! Seriously?!”
“What? What? Why does Minho have to hold my weight?”
Key shrugged, “That what Jjong always does…He said it was fun and it gained muscles.”
Minho laughed and grabbed Onew’s wrist, “Come on, Baby. I want to try that practice.”
Onew kept asking why but Minho kept dragging him until he slammed the door shut.
“Why? Do I have to hold Onew-hyung’s weight too?” Taemin asked.
Key shook his head, “You can’t do that anytime soon, Baby. No, if I’m still with you!”
Key’s Neck
“Damn it!” Jonghyun cursed when he saw the picture.
Jonghyun noticed how his lover exposed the slender neck and a little bit of the creamy chest that he could die for. Maybe the picture was a little bit old, but hey, who cared, Jonghyun loved that picture. He just wanted to lick the neck and taste the skin. Why didn’t he noticed at that time?
He felt his body heated up when he imagined Key without anything, laying on his bed in submissive way. And, that sinful neck was exposed fully, and the thighs were parted, and-
“Jonghyun!”
Jonghyun was back into reality with Key’s voice calling him.
“What?!” Jonghyun groaned, displeasured.
“Help me, please?”
“What, Baby?”
“I forgot to bring my towel; can you bring it to me?”
Jonghyun glanced at the innocent towel on the bed and smirked. Surely he would have Key’s slender neck anytime soon.
Minho’s Abs
Minho had abs that fangirls could drool to. He loved to expose it when he was on the stage. He washappy, fangirls were happy, agency was happy, Onew was unhappy.
Why?
Hey, no one would be happy if their lovers exposed some skin that didn’t have to be exposed, right?
Onew pouted when he re-watched Minho’s ‘Oh My Gosh’ performance. Minho was too exposed for his liking. Those hip thrusts, that abs! Onew gritted his teeth in jealousy.
“Baby!” Minho barged into the room with a plate of fried chicken on his hand, “Look what I’ve got!”
But, Onew didn’t look at him, “I don’t care! I’m still mad at you!”
Minho sighed. It had been three days since the performance and Onew was still mad.
“Baby, please. It was our job, okay?”
“But, you did want that!”
Minho found a pout hint in Onew’s voice. He eyes the fried chicken in his hand and got the idea. He chewed one of them. And the voice of cracked crunchy chicken arrived on Onew’s ears.
“But, you surely couldn’t resist these.” Minho said with a full mouth of chicken.
“Give me!” Onew jumped excitedly to Minho.
And for an hour straight, Onew forgot that he had been mad to Minho, for Minho liking.
Taemin’s Butt
“How dare you?! You perverted bastard! He’s your own son!”
“But, Key! This is misunderstanding! I never opened this picture!”
“You! You’re so incest, Jjong!”
“Key…”
“You’re looking it!”
“Key, please…”
“You’re a pedo!”
“Key, I’m not…”
“You’re a cheater!”
“Key, stop it!!” Jonghyun finally snapped.
Key blinked then narrowed his feline eyes, “Have you just…snapped me?”
Jonghyun shook his head, “No…no…it was…no…”
“No sex for a month!!!” Key shouted and stomped away.
“Noooooo! Key!!!” Jonghyun cried and chased his lover.
Meanwhile the three other members exchanged knowing gaze before laughing crazily. Yeah, of course Minho, Onew and Taemin were the ones who planned that.
“I never knew that your butt could make this disaster, Taemin!” Onew spoke laughingly.
“I’ve told you, Hyung!” Taemin said proudly, “No one can resist my butt!”