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[welovedumplings]

were you drunk at the time?

ALCOHOLIC

(steal a bierstein for me, bitch-whore.)

[pumpkinchip]

lol man, THE WHOLE GROUP OF US TRIED. that's about ten aussies and three argentinians (we made friends). we all got busted...i think they get people trying to do it a lot.

[welovedumplings]

Hahhaha, I think the problem here is that you tried at the same time, forgetting that the waiter/waitress would return and find nothing to remove from your table. This would lead to suspicion and then disgust when someone can no longer hold the Bierstein under their jacket, drops it, and reveals that you are all thieves.

The method here would be ordering multiple rounds and stealing a glass per round. Repeat until everyone has a glass*.
But judging by the photo you would be consuming quite a bit more beer than what would be contained in a pint glass and ordering rounds would be inadvisable. I don't think I'd even dare drink more than one pint of beer unless I wanted to get bladdered. But I digress.

Go on, do it.

*They may notice that they're missing quite a few glasses, though. And you will get caught. One glass only is recommended per visit.

[pumpkinchip]

haha what a well devised plan. TOO BAD I'M NOT IN MÜNCHEN ANYMORE. i am now far, far, faaarrr away from any genuine hofbräuhaus biersteins.

[pumpkinchip]

ALSO, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THEY WEIGH? THEY'RE MAMA HEAVY.

ps...i heard your SHIT RELATIVE got straight arts at monash clayton?

[welovedumplings]

You shouldn't call him that. He's nice to you. :P
It's true. He doesn't know what he wants to do so he's doing arts.

And yes, I'm sure they're heavy.

[pumpkinchip]

NICE to me eh? NICE TO ME??!! i sent him an email on january 4th, just before i went to winter camp...and no reply. IT'S THE 19TH OF JANUARY. that's not fucking nice.

[welovedumplings]

Nice with other things then.

Maybe he's just shit at sending emails.

[pumpkinchip]

YOU TOLD HIM I WAS CUT AT HIM!!!