Jun 30, 2006 02:08
When i think of God, i don't know whether to think of God as a man or a woman.
because, naturally, when i think of giant rocks and fireballs rotating in an endless void i think of one word: "vulvar."
but then when i think of the tragio-comic plight of humankind, say a madman playing the flute as a great citadel burns down, well then i think of two words: "fuzzy nuts."
so you see my dilemma.