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Shamelessly stole this from my incestual sister/wifey smilles
....plus one AWSOME (and v funny) pic at the end of this post. My incestual wifey linked it to me 8D
Bold the ones that are true.
Italicize the ones that are "kind of" true.
appearance
- I am 5'4 or shorter.
- I think I'm ugly.
- I have many scars.
- I tan easily.
- I wish my hair was a different color.
- I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
- I have a tattoo.
- I am self-conscious about my appearance.
- I have/have had braces.
- I wear glasses. (I own a pair of reading glasses but I use them like once a year)
- I'd get plastic surgery.
- I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
- I have had more than two piercings.
- I have freckles.
family/home life
- I've sworn at my parents.
- I've run away from home. (My parents knew where I was, I just refused to answer any of their calls but did return home after like 3 days)
- I've been kicked out of the house.
- My biological parents are together.
- I have a sibling less than one year old.
- I want children someday.
- I have children.
- I've lost a child.
embarrassment
- I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
- Disney movies still make me cry.
- I've snorted while laughing.
- I've laughed so hard I've cried.
- I've glued my hand to something.
- I've laughed 'til some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
- I've had my pants rip in public.
health
- I've had stitches.
- I've broken a bone.
- I've had my tonsils removed.
- I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
- I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
- I've had serious surgery.
- I've had chicken pox.
traveling
- I've driven over 200 miles in a day.
- I've been on a plane.
- I've been to North America.
- I've been to Niagara Falls.
- I've been to Japan.
- I've been to Europe
- I've been to Africa.
experiences
- I've been lost in the city.
- I've seen a shooting star.
- I've wished on a shooting star.
- I have seen a meteor shower.
- I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
- I've pushed all the buttons in an elevator.
- I've been to a casino.
- I've been skydiving.
- I've gone skinny dipping.
- I've played spin the bottle.
- I've crashed a car. (Not totally crashed a car, but I've driven into a fence xD)
- I've been skiing.
- I've been in a play.
- I've met someone in person from the internet.
- I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
- I've seen the northern lights.
- Sat on a roof at night.
- I've played chicken.
- I've seen the RHPS.
- I've eaten sushi.
- I've been snowboarding.
relationships
- I'm single.
- I'm in a relationship.
- I'm available.
- I'm engaged.
- I'm married.
- I've gone on a blind date.
- I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
- I have a fear of abandonment.
- I've been divorced.
- I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
- I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
- I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
- I've kept something from a past relationship.
sexuality
- I've had a crush on someone of the same gender. (Lusted, yes. Loved, no)
- I've kissed a member of the same gender.
- I've had sex with someone of the opposite gender.
- I've had sex with someone of the same gender.
- I've had sex with more than one person at the same time.
- I am a cuddler.
- I've been kissed in the rain.
- I've had sex outdoors.
- I've hugged a stranger.
- I have kissed a stranger.
- I have had sex with a stranger.
honesty/crime
- I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
- I have lied to my parents about where I am.
- I am keeping a secret from the world.
- I've cheated while playing a video game.
- I've cheated on a test.
- I've driven through a red light. (In the middle of the night when there were no other cars and I had already been waiting a couple of minutes)
- I've been suspended from school. (No but I've been threatened to be expelled from the cafeteria for starting a food war 8D)
- I've witnessed a crime.
- I've been in a fist fight.
- I've been arrested.
- I've shoplifted.
drugs/alcohol
- I've consumed alcohol.
- I have/do smoke cigarettes.
- I have/do smoke pot.
- I regularly drink.
- I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
- I take cough medication when I'm not sick.
- I've done hard drugs.
- I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
- I can't swallow pills. ( Sometimes I can't swallow them properly D:)
- I can swallow about five pills at a time no problem.
random
- I can sing well.
- I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
- I open up to others too easily.
- I watch the news.
- I don't kill bugs.
- I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
- I fucking swear regularly. (Sometimes I swear a fucking lot ...sometimes I don't swear at all)
- I sing in the shower.
- I am a morning person. (Sometimes I can be)
- I paid for my mobile phone ring tone.
- I'm a snob about grammar.
- I am a sports fanatic. (Not ALL sports)
- I play with my hair.
- I've had 'x's in my screen name.
- I love being neat.
- I love spam.
- I've copied more than 30 cds in a day.
- I bake well.
- I don't know how to shoot a gun. (In theory I know, but I've never actually fired a real gun ...or even held one)
- I am in love with love.
- I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
- I laugh at my own jokes.
- I eat fast food weekly.
- I believe in ghosts.
- I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
- I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. .
- I am really ticklish.
- I love white chocolate.
- I bite my nails.
- I play video games.
- I'm good at remembering faces.
- I'm good at remembering names.
- I'm good at remembering dates.
- I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
- My answers are totally honest.
"... They're coming to get you, Barbara!"
....plus one AWSOME (and v funny) pic at the end of this post. My incestual wifey linked it to me 8D
Bold the ones that are true.
Italicize the ones that are "kind of" true.
appearance
- I am 5'4 or shorter.
- I think I'm ugly.
- I have many scars.
- I tan easily.
- I wish my hair was a different color.
- I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
- I have a tattoo.
- I am self-conscious about my appearance.
- I have/have had braces.
- I wear glasses. (I own a pair of reading glasses but I use them like once a year)
- I'd get plastic surgery.
- I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
- I have had more than two piercings.
- I have freckles.
family/home life
- I've sworn at my parents.
- I've run away from home. (My parents knew where I was, I just refused to answer any of their calls but did return home after like 3 days)
- I've been kicked out of the house.
- My biological parents are together.
- I have a sibling less than one year old.
- I want children someday.
- I have children.
- I've lost a child.
embarrassment
- I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
- Disney movies still make me cry.
- I've snorted while laughing.
- I've laughed so hard I've cried.
- I've glued my hand to something.
- I've laughed 'til some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
- I've had my pants rip in public.
health
- I've had stitches.
- I've broken a bone.
- I've had my tonsils removed.
- I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
- I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
- I've had serious surgery.
- I've had chicken pox.
traveling
- I've driven over 200 miles in a day.
- I've been on a plane.
- I've been to North America.
- I've been to Niagara Falls.
- I've been to Japan.
- I've been to Europe
- I've been to Africa.
experiences
- I've been lost in the city.
- I've seen a shooting star.
- I've wished on a shooting star.
- I have seen a meteor shower.
- I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
- I've pushed all the buttons in an elevator.
- I've been to a casino.
- I've been skydiving.
- I've gone skinny dipping.
- I've played spin the bottle.
- I've crashed a car. (Not totally crashed a car, but I've driven into a fence xD)
- I've been skiing.
- I've been in a play.
- I've met someone in person from the internet.
- I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
- I've seen the northern lights.
- Sat on a roof at night.
- I've played chicken.
- I've seen the RHPS.
- I've eaten sushi.
- I've been snowboarding.
relationships
- I'm single.
- I'm in a relationship.
- I'm available.
- I'm engaged.
- I'm married.
- I've gone on a blind date.
- I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
- I have a fear of abandonment.
- I've been divorced.
- I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
- I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
- I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
- I've kept something from a past relationship.
sexuality
- I've had a crush on someone of the same gender. (Lusted, yes. Loved, no)
- I've kissed a member of the same gender.
- I've had sex with someone of the opposite gender.
- I've had sex with someone of the same gender.
- I've had sex with more than one person at the same time.
- I am a cuddler.
- I've been kissed in the rain.
- I've had sex outdoors.
- I've hugged a stranger.
- I have kissed a stranger.
- I have had sex with a stranger.
honesty/crime
- I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
- I have lied to my parents about where I am.
- I am keeping a secret from the world.
- I've cheated while playing a video game.
- I've cheated on a test.
- I've driven through a red light. (In the middle of the night when there were no other cars and I had already been waiting a couple of minutes)
- I've been suspended from school. (No but I've been threatened to be expelled from the cafeteria for starting a food war 8D)
- I've witnessed a crime.
- I've been in a fist fight.
- I've been arrested.
- I've shoplifted.
drugs/alcohol
- I've consumed alcohol.
- I have/do smoke cigarettes.
- I have/do smoke pot.
- I regularly drink.
- I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
- I take cough medication when I'm not sick.
- I've done hard drugs.
- I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
- I can't swallow pills. ( Sometimes I can't swallow them properly D:)
- I can swallow about five pills at a time no problem.
random
- I can sing well.
- I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
- I open up to others too easily.
- I watch the news.
- I don't kill bugs.
- I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
- I fucking swear regularly. (Sometimes I swear a fucking lot ...sometimes I don't swear at all)
- I sing in the shower.
- I am a morning person. (Sometimes I can be)
- I paid for my mobile phone ring tone.
- I'm a snob about grammar.
- I am a sports fanatic. (Not ALL sports)
- I play with my hair.
- I've had 'x's in my screen name.
- I love being neat.
- I love spam.
- I've copied more than 30 cds in a day.
- I bake well.
- I don't know how to shoot a gun. (In theory I know, but I've never actually fired a real gun ...or even held one)
- I am in love with love.
- I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
- I laugh at my own jokes.
- I eat fast food weekly.
- I believe in ghosts.
- I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
- I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. .
- I am really ticklish.
- I love white chocolate.
- I bite my nails.
- I play video games.
- I'm good at remembering faces.
- I'm good at remembering names.
- I'm good at remembering dates.
- I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
- My answers are totally honest.
"... They're coming to get you, Barbara!"