butterstick crisis!
i can't believe it happened..
i look to the fridge
only to find a value tub of
I can't believe it's not butter.
launching spoonfuls into my rice & mouth,
blood fills to my face in anger for a whore
who spent the last of my butter on imitation,indianvegan-soy chunk and didn't bother
to replenish the demanded butter supply for a
bleeding chink in dire need of a dairy fix.
Hail Dairy, full of butter,
the Chan is with you.
Greased art thou among chinks
and greased is the stick of the Land O'lakes 4-pac
Holy Dairy, mother of Cow
pray for us butterless chinks
now and at the hour of the red tide.
A(butter)men.
i look to the fridge
only to find a value tub of
I can't believe it's not butter.
launching spoonfuls into my rice & mouth,
blood fills to my face in anger for a whore
who spent the last of my butter on imitation,indianvegan-soy chunk and didn't bother
to replenish the demanded butter supply for a
bleeding chink in dire need of a dairy fix.
Hail Dairy, full of butter,
the Chan is with you.
Greased art thou among chinks
and greased is the stick of the Land O'lakes 4-pac
Holy Dairy, mother of Cow
pray for us butterless chinks
now and at the hour of the red tide.
A(butter)men.