I have so much love for this post:
To my favorite's favorite
Aah Jin. Can you get any hotter?
Also pimping this because it's so GOOD! Not amazingly good but strangely awesome.
IT NEEDS A TITLE but for some reason, I cannot come up with one. Hmmm...
Here uber-short f-list, a Toma drabble? Short story?
THE MISADVENTURES OF CHIBI IKUTA TOMA (and Jam-chan)
JOHNNY's PLAYGROUND: Ikuta Toma meets AKAMEPIN
A 6 year old Yamashita Tomohisa scooped up the ball of curly brown fur. "Eh. Bakanishi. There's a cute puppy lost!" he called out to the older kid who was currently attempting to hug another sour-looking, bat-carrying excuse of a child.
The chubby kid called "bakanishi" looked up, "Eh? Kawaii! Can we keep him?" he asked, immediately abandoning the poor, molested kid he was suffocating and ran towards his best friend, "We can name him Kamanashi!"
"No, you cannot bakanishi. Somebody owns him." The other kid practically screamed, softly tapping bakanishi's head with the bat. "Besides, he can't be Kamenashi because i'm Kamenashi!"
Yamapi puffed his baby cheeks and buried his nose in the puppy's soft fur, "But he's so cute. He can sleep in my bed!"
The puppy gave a loving whine.
"Ano..." A short, goofy looking chibi interrupted the trio's conversation, "Can I have my dog Jam-chan back please?"
"Eh?! This is your dog?" the kid called Kame nodded, "He's very cute. My name's Kame, these two retards are Yamapi and Jin." He introduced, smiling at the new kid.
"Eto, my name is Ikuta Toma."
"I'm not Jin! I'm Jinnifer!" Bakanishi stuck out his tongue.
Yamapi hugged the puppy close to his chest, "He likes being called by his Princess name." he whispered to the confused Toma. "He's supposed to be Princess Lea but he wanted to be Princess Jinnifer."
Chibi Toma scratched his head, "Ahh...Sou. Nice to meet you all."
Jinnifer peered at the new kid, "We can be best friends!" he announced, "We can share your Jam-chan!"
Jam-chan growled at him.
"Good boy." Yamapi grinned at Toma and handed him his dog back, "Wanna play with us? You can be chewbacca! I'm Han Solo!"
Kame waved his bat, "I'm Luke!"
Toma looked around, in the far end of the playground by the see-saws were 7 children wearing rainbow-colored ranger costumes.
"Oh! They're Kanjani8! We don't go near them because that's their territory. We stay here in the slides." Kame explained as he grabbed a ball from somewhere and started batting practice.
Jinnifer nodded, "They're aliens. Their God is named Uchi." he leaned closer, "We've never seen him but they say he's a total girl!"
"OI! Don't scare him!" Yamapi took Toma's hand, "Bakanishi is silly. Don't listen to him, i'm friends with Ryo-chan and he's nice!"
"Except that he ate one of Ueda's fairies." Kame interrupted, hitting another ball.
Bakanishi ran toward the girl with pigtails near the sandbox. "Uwaaaaah! Poor Uebo! I heard about your eaten fairy! Ryo-chan is a meanie!" he cried, wrapping his arms around the unaffected child.
Toma watched as the kid with a big nose tried to pull his new friend off the poor little girl. He noticed the smaller kid laughing beside Jin.
Yamapi played with Toma's hand, "The girl looking one is Ueda. He used to be Princess Lea until he boxed Kame's face and gave him a black eye. The one with the nose is Maru, he's really nice. We call him Oji-chan cause he wheezes a lot."
"And the short one?"
His new friend smiled, ("How cute" Toma thinks) "He's Yoda-Koki! He can't talk properly yet and says really weird stuff."
Yoda-Koki heard him, "I talk fines youz hos!"
Toma stared at Jam-chan. He thinks maybe he should have stayed with MatsuJun today.
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Heh. There's actually 4 installments of these. All very short.