I love this. I'm a one trick pony, I guess. Can't bear to read all those Brian/Emmett and Brian/Debbie? So, this is just perfect.
‘Wow,’ says Brian mildly. He’s standing behind her. ‘Wonder how long that’s been there.’
She slams it shut and turns around. ‘You could at least lie to me. Tell me it’s not yours, just pretend that you and my son have never sat around this place taking drugs together.’
Brian looks solemn. ‘We don’t take drugs together,’ he says. ‘We do decoupage. That’s oregano.’
So very mojokitten. If it is not, I will pledge all my money to the Republican party and shoot myself in the mouth.
Proof: The quasi-run on sentences. The numeral seperation, the '' for quotes instead of the standard "". Not to mention the British versions of such words as rumour and paedophiles.
Also, it is excellent, so it must be my wittle kittykat. ♥ ♥ ♥
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‘Wow,’ says Brian mildly. He’s standing behind her. ‘Wonder how long that’s been there.’
She slams it shut and turns around. ‘You could at least lie to me. Tell me it’s not yours, just pretend that you and my son have never sat around this place taking drugs together.’
Brian looks solemn. ‘We don’t take drugs together,’ he says. ‘We do decoupage. That’s oregano.’
Love.*points up*
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Proof: The quasi-run on sentences. The numeral seperation, the '' for quotes instead of the standard "". Not to mention the British versions of such words as rumour and paedophiles.
Also, it is excellent, so it must be my wittle kittykat. ♥ ♥ ♥
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