So here are just some random things running through my head...
- Jack Johnson + Curious George = Awesome... no really... I mean it.
- The Geico Iguana has a different British accent than it used to have. I think it's way funnier now. "It's like asking if you want pie and chips for free. Well of course you do. You got pie... and chips. What's better than free pie and chips."
- The movie "The Hudsucker Proxy" will never get old. (help me out here
goddesswhitty ......"You know... for kids.")
- Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow have apparently broken up. Why this is on the front page of "Yahoo News" I have no idea. It's not like they were Ben and Jennifer or anything. God!
- Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox have announced their engagement. That has got to be the best looking woman any man only famous for his Christopher Walken impression has ever touched... let alone slept with.
- The German metal group "Rammstein" has been nominated for a grammy. Bout damn time.
- I don't care how gay, geigh, or ghey I sound... the new Fiona Apple song and video are great.
- Apparently... College town + irish pub + a South Carolina license being very easy to replicate = alot of underage drinkers who aren't used to somebody doing their job when checking ID's at the door.
- "New Children's Pepto" ?!?!?!... How about getting us some new "Adult Pepto" first. Ya know, something that DOESN'T taste like pink chalky death.
- I want a drum kit so badly. I've got a space picked out for it and everything.
- I've been having some totally weird off the wall dreams lately. The most recent involved me being in a bed outside a window of a house filled with people who work at the pub, then rolling over and I'm in front of a McDonald's. While laying there, a younger black crackhead guy comes up to me and asks me to help his mother who has a purse strap made from a plastic bag. We go to this house, there's a white woman passed out on the couch that the black kid starts taking rings from. I go into one bedroom and there's a kid watching a "Tenacious D" movie on tv. I go into another room and there's a friend of mine in there with a digital camera. She says "Look what I found!" and then starts taking my picture. The crackheaded kid comes around the corner, admits that I just helped him break in and rob this lady's house, and then we both freak out when the digital camera wont let us delete the pictures. I woke up right after that. How weird is that shit?!?!
- I need/want new shoes, shirts, and a hat.
- Rolling Rock @ Delaney's Irish Pub is only $2 - JOY!
Ok I guess that's enough rambling for now.
May The Fonz Be With You