*sniff*
*chewing noises*
*licks ink off paws*
*squeak*
Ahem. As this fandom's only rat, I'd really like to, um, present a new type of art medium. I call it Paws for Thought. This one is called The Dark Lord Voldemort Is a Sucker For Evil of Any Sort.
Thank you. If you need me, I'll be eating cheese and getting crumbs all over Ron's bed. He's such a good master.
Not as good as you, of course, my Lord.
*squeak*