Yeah, and?

[pullmysteth]

Your Defense Mechanism is Isolation

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[imnodoctor]

You don't get to be alone anymore.

[pullmysteth]

I don't think that's what they mean.

[imnodoctor]

Then what does it mean?

[pullmysteth]

That I'm always going to hide when the going gets tough? I've done it since I was kid.

[imnodoctor]

Yeah, but you don't have to hide alone.

[pullmysteth]

I know, but I'm still going to try. I'm a dick that way. I won't pass it on to the kids.

[imnodoctor]

You're still my dick. Always will be. And how do you know?

[pullmysteth]

'Cause I'm going to try not to? I don't think they need any of my traits.

[imnodoctor]

Oh, I beg to differ. I think they need your humility, and oblivious flirting skills. And your kindness, and they better get your protectiveness so I know they're safe with each other when we're not around.

[pullmysteth]

Don't you think knowledgeable flirting skills are better? They know where they stand then. We could get two girls who just want to scratch each others eyes out all the time.

[imnodoctor]

Yeah, but oblivious means you're caught before you know it. I don't know, personally I haven't ever regretted anything with you, or not known where I stood. I might have to scratch my eyes out if that happens.

[pullmysteth]

See, I don't think that's a good thing. If anyone takes advantage of my kids, I will be forced to kill them. And I didn't grow up all that protected from my parents, so I learnt how to do it myself. You don't want two girls?

[imnodoctor]

I don't want two girls at each other's throats. There's a difference. Alright, so no oblivious flirting. I just want them to be loved.

[pullmysteth]

Yeah, because, we're not going to do that or anything.

[imnodoctor]

You know what I mean... don't you? I know we're going to love them. Seriously though, if they are two girls and start being bitches to each other - I reserve the right to slap sense into them.

[pullmysteth]

I'm pulling the piss. Of course I know. And it's not going to happen. It's rare twins don't have some sort of connection. We just need to make sure we raise them close. Let them find their individuality, but still stay as one on some level.