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[ashes_ascended]

Uck! Gods. I've done battle with things that are more handsome, more sexually attractive, and probably more palatable than that.

[He won't be admitting his mun eats it. Ever. Do not ask]

[pullmyhairhard]

...I would hope so. If I ever find a person uglier than ravioli in a can I'm calling it quits on life.

[ His... doesn't; terrified of it. D: ]

[ashes_ascended]

I'd relax if I were you, that's pretty much impossible. I'd rather screw a Golgothan.... actually.... cancel that last declaration. I think I'd rather get my dick lopped off and go slowly batshit crazy.

[It will never be spoken of again :> ]

[pullmyhairhard]

...What exactly is a Golg--googlin? I mean, because, if it's like fucking a ravioli looking thing or something... I don't... you know what...

I don't even know.

Man, ow, no. I don't like where this line in conversation is going.

[ Hurray! (⊃ ◕ ω ◕)⊃♥ ]

[ashes_ascended]

It's worse than ravioli, take my word for that.

What? You never discuss whether you'd fuck, marry, push off a cliff, or 'get castrated in preference' with your mates?

[Have you seen 'Dogma'?]

[pullmyhairhard]

No, can't say I have too many to discuss that sort of thing with. And worse than ravioli... huh. And I didn't know there was a "get castrated" option.

[ Indeed I have (I just might play Loki from Dogma, actually >_>) ]

[ashes_ascended]

I added that part. Call it the incubus version.

Okay, marry, shag, push off a cliff... Denzel Washington?

[*Squee* He should meet regular 'verse Phoe sometime]

[pullmyhairhard]

Wait, aren't you supposed to give me three options and I pick one for each? Because I wanna know my other two options first.

[ Sure, anytime really. I've got many many myth muses accumulated over time. My friend used to play Azrael w/ him for quirky banter fun. ]

[ashes_ascended]

How do I know? I never played it before! Okay.. Denzil Washington, Alice Cooper and [He flounders some] .. Jessica Rabbit.

[Banter's always fun :3]

[pullmyhairhard]

Mmm. As... exceptionally gay as I've been told I am, I'd still shag Jessica Rabbit, Cliff Alice Cooper-- sorry, but, uh, old, and marry Denzel.

Uh, and for you... Apollo Ohno, Mark Whalberg and Catherine Zeta-Jones?

[ Yessss. That's what Lu is perfect for but I get too many crazy ladies. ]

[ashes_ascended]

Uhh, right.. I'd definitely shag Zeta-Jones into the floorboards..

Ohno, huh, sorry, but for that idiot bit of fluff on his chin - he's going over the cliff. Which leaves Wahlberg... guess I'd marry him. Looks like a decent Top, kinda hard to find.

[Hm. Yes. Ladies. *sigh*]

[pullmyhairhard]

Mark Whalberg is adorable. [ Sigh~♥ ] Yes, that's very true. Yeah, I don't get the uh.... soul patch thing. That seems like the sort of thing that people who cut their hair lopsided and wear torn formal wear to Starbucks have.

[ Hey, I can with effort write Het, but I can only do the exact same thread with so many people before I stop tagging ;; ]