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Aug 31, 2008 11:36

Okay, so, I feel like I have to tell people about what happened last night even though it's really not that important nor is it tasteful.

I went to bed last night after gettin back from John's around like 2am... and I woke up around 5am to a really painful feeling in my lower stomach. Turns out, it's so painful that I'm stumbling around trying to get to the bathroom. AND...

...it's explosive diarrhea.

This pain lasts for at least a good half hour. My mom wakes up and she thinks I'm going through another low-blood-sugar phase. I tested myself to realize that wasn't the case, so I just had to naturally shit out all the shit. The point was, it was so bad that I legit stumbled and knocked over stuff to take trips back and forth to the bathroom which is like no more than 30 feet away from my bedroom.

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