Chapter 45: In Which Our Hero Does 'Coyote Ugly'

[pull_the_lever]

Life is all about seasons. We move slowly, like a piece of shrapnel in a bust-up knee, from one to the next. The season du jour for Our Hero right now appears to be Fall Retrospective with a heavy dose of Farewell thrown in for good measure. There is a photo folder on my laptop called 'Parties' and it's beginning to fill up with more Farewells than

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[pink_eyed_munro]

Dancing tofu. Excellent :) Glad to hear there was not a drop of tequila in sight. I'm sure the bar was better for the stage slut in you than that pathetic little stageling they have at Fresh...

[peteyboi]

wait what stage at fresh robbie? there aint one! lol i miss u bois tons! cant wait to see yall for christmas. how excitement! HUGS AND KISSES - tons of 'em!

[pink_eyed_munro]

Well, I did say "stageling" - there're a couple of wooden boxes in the corner at the back. If you stand on them, you can just about completely fail to be noticed by anyone.

Yes! Xmas! Excitementing indeed :)

[peteyboi]

LOL! excitementing indeed - what a lovely word HUGGIES

[pull_the_lever]

Everything that Mavis just said is completely true.
Except for ther parts about being paid slave wages, having no food or drinking water, and having to steal instant coffee cos madame was too cheap to buy the good stuff. not true, I swear.

[pull_the_lever]

OHGODOHGODYESYESYES! Totally. And stuff.
I live for the bar-whoring experience. The song "you'll always find me in the kitchen at parties" should be re-written for me to say "You'll always find me on the raised platform at parties dancing to cheesy music and making sure that I'm garnering as much attention as my Jewish ass deserves after centuries of Persecution againt my People". Perhaps I could get Shania Twain to do back-up vocals...