my fortune and prunes

[pull_my_toe]

I hate fortune cookies...they always give me the shaft.

"You have a very magnetic personality...
which could lead to trouble"

well fuck, and i thought i finally got a good one...magnetic personalities are GOOD, bitches. ergh.

and then on the back i get to learn chinese, right? well at least that part of the fortune is kinda cool
...oh wait...what do i get to learn to say?

PRUNE CREPES

WTF?!?!?!

so yeah, i win...