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Best string of evil anoucements ever:
"I'm happier than a pig eating bacon. I'm tickled pinker than a sun-burned Caucasian! I'm in higher spirits than a brand-new graveyard! I'm so happy-go-lucky that lucky and happy people are going to beat me with sticks out of pure, unbridled jealousy!"
--Count Olaf when he's about to kill the Boudalaire siblings
A Series of Unfortunate Events