these are my babies
I just threw two pieces of toast straight from the toaster into the top shelf of the fridge door. Why? Cause after I move in with those three girls in that other suite, I'm not going to be able to throw two pieces of toast straight from the toaster into the top shelf of the fridge door. And that just makes me so sad.
On the plus side, I think the girl I'm moving in with drove her old roommate out, too. That means we'll get along better, right?
Tomorrow, I'm going to go help Pock clean the apartment to make it kitten-safe again. And then the rest of the weekend we're going to make sock puppets and do Japanese homework. After I move in, I'm going to be gone aaaaalllll weekend like I have lots of friends and stuff and that we have lots of cool stuff and stuff to do on the weekend and stuff, and that's going to make me look really so cool so that my roommate won't realize quite so fast as the other one that she really should have paid the extra to make her room a single. It will be good.
And now, it's time for the teacher quote of the day:
Teacher: ...so I hope you were able to see some of the differences between our culture and the Panapayan(?) culture. For example, I bet nobody here has a love stick.
(pause when people start laughing)
Teacher: ...made of bread fruit branch.
Person next to me: ...ew.
I'm really going to miss my room. Or three rooms and kitchenett, I suppose. I'd run around naked or sing out loud to songs on the radio or look at porn or something like that, but since I don't do that stuff normally I probably wouldn't be very good at it, and then just get depressed cause I couldn't do it more so I could get better. Throwing toast into the fridge, on the other hand, is something anyone and everyone can do. I'm gonna do another slice before I start moving.
On the plus side, I think the girl I'm moving in with drove her old roommate out, too. That means we'll get along better, right?
Tomorrow, I'm going to go help Pock clean the apartment to make it kitten-safe again. And then the rest of the weekend we're going to make sock puppets and do Japanese homework. After I move in, I'm going to be gone aaaaalllll weekend like I have lots of friends and stuff and that we have lots of cool stuff and stuff to do on the weekend and stuff, and that's going to make me look really so cool so that my roommate won't realize quite so fast as the other one that she really should have paid the extra to make her room a single. It will be good.
And now, it's time for the teacher quote of the day:
Teacher: ...so I hope you were able to see some of the differences between our culture and the Panapayan(?) culture. For example, I bet nobody here has a love stick.
(pause when people start laughing)
Teacher: ...made of bread fruit branch.
Person next to me: ...ew.
I'm really going to miss my room. Or three rooms and kitchenett, I suppose. I'd run around naked or sing out loud to songs on the radio or look at porn or something like that, but since I don't do that stuff normally I probably wouldn't be very good at it, and then just get depressed cause I couldn't do it more so I could get better. Throwing toast into the fridge, on the other hand, is something anyone and everyone can do. I'm gonna do another slice before I start moving.