Mrs. Johnson - Czarina Of Room 206
Guess what, I'm back. Am I blogging?
Yeah right.
Okay fine, I am.
[The Passion Of The Muindi]
Zack [Glick] and myself decided to live out our...fantasies...and film an epic film. To give Premiere a break though in between, we agreed to split this epic film into three parts. It would be about a black kid who leaves a gang to become the stuntdouble for Jesus Christ. The two of us would not like it. We would go after him and hurt him. This story really doesn't come in until Part Deux and Trois.
Anyways so we finished filming the first part in about five hours. But that's because it was very cheaply done, with one camera, and not many angles. Basically it consists of us going to Wilson Farms [tm] to get provisions, and then Wegmans [tm] so I can pee. Then Zackarius and I show up at Muindi's, bust in (in real time mind you,) and try to beat him up. The final cardboard box fight (set to Chubbawumba's Tub Thumpin') takes place on a playground.
The dvd is out, but we won't be selling them until the remaining two are finished.
Expect unnecessary slow-mo, an amazing soundtrack, a huge cast, and Christoper Walken.
[East And JDD]
So now that I've explained why I've been even busier than usual, I can suavely move on to the next thing.
As you all know, John Stevens IV is back from American Idol, and back in school. Actually, Grant showed me that there was a huge community on lj dedicated to him. I think I'll join to tell them that he goes to school with me. Then they'll all melt away into liquidy piles of people. Ewies.
Anyways, I took Jackie to JDD. She was lookin' hot in her mega-short Chia Pet-ish dress. Some other chick there had the same one, and they were snooting around, but then laughed about it I think. Jackie laughed about it from the beginning. If there was to be a catfight, I was ready. Knowing full well I'd be killed. ^__________^!
So the camera crew took about 50 pictures of me for some reason. I think it was because I danced Thriller style the whole time. Sometimes even for the slow songs. But then Zack told me yesterday that the pictures for that years dances don't appear in the yearbooks until next year. I guess they don't have enough time to edit them. That's still really annoying though.
Saw every girl there, they all were looking hot. I was really happy, this was probably the best school-dance yet. And I was supposed to get sigs for Grant's mom and mine for M-Day, since we have no cash. But Johnny boy looked to in the moment with his date, so I left him be.
Lastly, Spinley was there. He had a brown vintage suit on, which was totally him. When I was too tired to do the worm, but still tried, and died on the floor, I got up and saw him laughing, so I'm glad. < /run-on sentence.>
[Elliot and ADD]
This splitting-the-entry-into-sector thinger is schweird. Anyways, yesterday was mega-fun. I landscaped in the rain with Mr. Brand. It was fun for some reason, even though it consisted of us hauling down huge swingset pieces from a crawlspace down a ladder.
Around 2:00 I went over to Zacko's. Elliot and Rick were there, because they have no lives and can do things whenever. A lot of people were supposed to come, but I forgot what happened. Muindi said he had to aid Father Muindi or something, and Tom was working. Even though we told him to take off.
So we filmed some interior scenes when Sarah arrived. In widescreen, everything looked better. We had two cameras this time, and a boom for sound pick-up.
Thanks everyone for coming. Oh yeah, Elliot was doing weird stuff when we didn't need him. Which was pretty much the whole time. So I think he has ADD, or he just drank too much Red Bull. It didn't give him wings, by the way.
[The Mall-a-rino]
So Zack, Ricky, and myself decided to go to Ze Galleria. We call Demmy first, 'cause he always brightens the mood. Like when he chuckles, airs out his swamp buttocks, or rolls in parking lots via killing shrubbery after shrubbery.
When we arrive, we not the security guards, because last time we were kicked out for filming ourselves on escalators. And then kicked out again on the parking ramp. Mall Security has more power then you think. Be warned of their Nerf Guns. They don't get real ones.
Oh I saw Tom [Brown] and his friend of girl on the way out. It was awkward, I've never seen him in public. Apparently they were kicked out for buying pretzels from Anesse. Whatev.
So I drain more NYC money on the two Extreme machines they have at the mall now. A couple of semi-maniacs showed up and tried some heavy songs. They didn't pass them with flying colors though. I think I can do Candy with my eyes closed now (even though I hate people who memorize songs,) so I'mma come up with a routine for that.
We all buy subs, circle the food court multiple times for free food samples, then get Slushies and eat. Demmy tells me secretly that we've been Minvited to his sister's party, but not Rick. She doesn't like him, and I don't blame her. You only like Rick when he's not in huge groups, 'cause then he gets obnoxious in the bad way. I still love him though.
[The End Of The World Party]
Little homage to The Rules Of Attraction thar. Lolololz!!111onetwo.
We drop The Ricky Ricardo off. We arrive at the party. A ton of girls are there, and I somehow know everyone, as well as Zackalupagus. And the couple of guys there, Chris Mahl, Mike Drum, Mike Humbsomething, Brian Miller v 2.8, Matthews Mike, et cetera, we knew all of them too.
So the party turned out to be mondo radical tubular bodaciously fun. The music was like JDD the previous night, heh. I went down big hills on those Razor sorta-scooter thingies a lot. And fought Zack a lot. He's strong.
Mike Ko/Choo put a sleeper hold on him, and he almost passed out. I really felt bad, Zack was really short of breath for a while. I hope he's okay.
And oh yeah, Rick calls us there, Demmy tells him we're not present. Then he calls Zack's cellphone. He doesn't answer. I dunno, I always feel bad ditching someone, but I do it a lot. Except this time I didn't decide to ditch him, so whatev.
Tarah looked cute, and some chick gave Demmy 50 smackers. He thinks she digs him, and maybe she does who knows. But that'd be cool. Yeah some of the girls there were really hot though. CAPS LOCK HOT EVEN.
[Fin?]
I'm going to NYC this up-coming Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. It's one of my favorite cities, and maybe I'll just...stay there this time. Go to an audition, something like that. Hee hee, I gotta buy some ridiculously awesome hat though. Tarah's Hello Kittie one put me in the mood.
Oh and I'm buying the import of Extreme from Alan. That'll be mondo-fun. Which will lead to Rick inviting himself over more. In between his daily phone calls to me of course, where he just talks about himself.
I just realized I typed a link-less entry. Holy Tony Sopranos!
Yeah right.
Okay fine, I am.
[The Passion Of The Muindi]
Zack [Glick] and myself decided to live out our...fantasies...and film an epic film. To give Premiere a break though in between, we agreed to split this epic film into three parts. It would be about a black kid who leaves a gang to become the stuntdouble for Jesus Christ. The two of us would not like it. We would go after him and hurt him. This story really doesn't come in until Part Deux and Trois.
Anyways so we finished filming the first part in about five hours. But that's because it was very cheaply done, with one camera, and not many angles. Basically it consists of us going to Wilson Farms [tm] to get provisions, and then Wegmans [tm] so I can pee. Then Zackarius and I show up at Muindi's, bust in (in real time mind you,) and try to beat him up. The final cardboard box fight (set to Chubbawumba's Tub Thumpin') takes place on a playground.
The dvd is out, but we won't be selling them until the remaining two are finished.
Expect unnecessary slow-mo, an amazing soundtrack, a huge cast, and Christoper Walken.
[East And JDD]
So now that I've explained why I've been even busier than usual, I can suavely move on to the next thing.
As you all know, John Stevens IV is back from American Idol, and back in school. Actually, Grant showed me that there was a huge community on lj dedicated to him. I think I'll join to tell them that he goes to school with me. Then they'll all melt away into liquidy piles of people. Ewies.
Anyways, I took Jackie to JDD. She was lookin' hot in her mega-short Chia Pet-ish dress. Some other chick there had the same one, and they were snooting around, but then laughed about it I think. Jackie laughed about it from the beginning. If there was to be a catfight, I was ready. Knowing full well I'd be killed. ^__________^!
So the camera crew took about 50 pictures of me for some reason. I think it was because I danced Thriller style the whole time. Sometimes even for the slow songs. But then Zack told me yesterday that the pictures for that years dances don't appear in the yearbooks until next year. I guess they don't have enough time to edit them. That's still really annoying though.
Saw every girl there, they all were looking hot. I was really happy, this was probably the best school-dance yet. And I was supposed to get sigs for Grant's mom and mine for M-Day, since we have no cash. But Johnny boy looked to in the moment with his date, so I left him be.
Lastly, Spinley was there. He had a brown vintage suit on, which was totally him. When I was too tired to do the worm, but still tried, and died on the floor, I got up and saw him laughing, so I'm glad. < /run-on sentence.>
[Elliot and ADD]
This splitting-the-entry-into-sector thinger is schweird. Anyways, yesterday was mega-fun. I landscaped in the rain with Mr. Brand. It was fun for some reason, even though it consisted of us hauling down huge swingset pieces from a crawlspace down a ladder.
Around 2:00 I went over to Zacko's. Elliot and Rick were there, because they have no lives and can do things whenever. A lot of people were supposed to come, but I forgot what happened. Muindi said he had to aid Father Muindi or something, and Tom was working. Even though we told him to take off.
So we filmed some interior scenes when Sarah arrived. In widescreen, everything looked better. We had two cameras this time, and a boom for sound pick-up.
Thanks everyone for coming. Oh yeah, Elliot was doing weird stuff when we didn't need him. Which was pretty much the whole time. So I think he has ADD, or he just drank too much Red Bull. It didn't give him wings, by the way.
[The Mall-a-rino]
So Zack, Ricky, and myself decided to go to Ze Galleria. We call Demmy first, 'cause he always brightens the mood. Like when he chuckles, airs out his swamp buttocks, or rolls in parking lots via killing shrubbery after shrubbery.
When we arrive, we not the security guards, because last time we were kicked out for filming ourselves on escalators. And then kicked out again on the parking ramp. Mall Security has more power then you think. Be warned of their Nerf Guns. They don't get real ones.
Oh I saw Tom [Brown] and his friend of girl on the way out. It was awkward, I've never seen him in public. Apparently they were kicked out for buying pretzels from Anesse. Whatev.
So I drain more NYC money on the two Extreme machines they have at the mall now. A couple of semi-maniacs showed up and tried some heavy songs. They didn't pass them with flying colors though. I think I can do Candy with my eyes closed now (even though I hate people who memorize songs,) so I'mma come up with a routine for that.
We all buy subs, circle the food court multiple times for free food samples, then get Slushies and eat. Demmy tells me secretly that we've been Minvited to his sister's party, but not Rick. She doesn't like him, and I don't blame her. You only like Rick when he's not in huge groups, 'cause then he gets obnoxious in the bad way. I still love him though.
[The End Of The World Party]
Little homage to The Rules Of Attraction thar. Lolololz!!111onetwo.
We drop The Ricky Ricardo off. We arrive at the party. A ton of girls are there, and I somehow know everyone, as well as Zackalupagus. And the couple of guys there, Chris Mahl, Mike Drum, Mike Humbsomething, Brian Miller v 2.8, Matthews Mike, et cetera, we knew all of them too.
So the party turned out to be mondo radical tubular bodaciously fun. The music was like JDD the previous night, heh. I went down big hills on those Razor sorta-scooter thingies a lot. And fought Zack a lot. He's strong.
Mike Ko/Choo put a sleeper hold on him, and he almost passed out. I really felt bad, Zack was really short of breath for a while. I hope he's okay.
And oh yeah, Rick calls us there, Demmy tells him we're not present. Then he calls Zack's cellphone. He doesn't answer. I dunno, I always feel bad ditching someone, but I do it a lot. Except this time I didn't decide to ditch him, so whatev.
Tarah looked cute, and some chick gave Demmy 50 smackers. He thinks she digs him, and maybe she does who knows. But that'd be cool. Yeah some of the girls there were really hot though. CAPS LOCK HOT EVEN.
[Fin?]
I'm going to NYC this up-coming Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. It's one of my favorite cities, and maybe I'll just...stay there this time. Go to an audition, something like that. Hee hee, I gotta buy some ridiculously awesome hat though. Tarah's Hello Kittie one put me in the mood.
Oh and I'm buying the import of Extreme from Alan. That'll be mondo-fun. Which will lead to Rick inviting himself over more. In between his daily phone calls to me of course, where he just talks about himself.
I just realized I typed a link-less entry. Holy Tony Sopranos!