Mar 04, 2006 12:26
PIPER ITS BEEN A WHILE...
"I HAVE A BIG BUTT" SAYS JESS INTO PHONE TO MOM.
"I NEED TAMPONS"
TO PUT IN HER BUTT?
"golden showers... GOLDEN SHOWERS!" SOFTLY YELLS INTO PHONE.
OK.... SO IVE BEEN UP SINCE 7AM NOT COOL.. I DIDNT EVEN GO TO BED TILL BOUT 3. WHICH IS RATHER LATE FOR ME. I WAS TOO BUSY GETTING MY WICCA ON WITH THE CRAFT.
I GOTS A STEAM ROLLER AND A GRILL LIGHTER IN ME PANTLESS LAP.. WAY TO START A SATURDAY..
JESS SAID IT BEST A FEW HITS AGO.. "IM ALREADY DONE FOR THE DAY"
WE SPORT'n DA NIKE. SWOOSH MUTHAFUCKAS.