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Dec 29, 2004 06:43

so im sitting here in a hotel in detroit (on my laptop with free hi speed internet!)and i picked my nose and got a BIG BOOOOGER! then i rolled it into a ball like i always do...and i was looking for a place to put it and i reached to set it on the desk then i opted not to and threw it on the ground. and then i heard my dad laughing at me...haha he totally was watching me the whole time..i was like ARENT YOU PROUD I DIDNT PUT IT ON THE DESK! he said ack yer pretty sick..hehe. i am..then i picked a bigger one and i went to the garbage and tried to flick it off with my other finger but it was sticky-er and it flung on the tv console and yeah we laughed again...the end of that story.

BIRFDAY! was yesturday heh. i was told by carly its not my barfday until i turn 21 but i infact barfed directly after jess said happy birthday michelle at 12:02...yeah i had a drug cocktail in me. so yeah im 19! bah ha...im going to deja vu tonight! exciting. and i get to wear my new whore clothes...like a corset! yeahhhh. pictures to come...if i know how to post them..which i dont.

on a happier note..no more escorting! now just porn! haha...i signed up to adulthire.com and there was a list of agencys needing certain people and i applied to the ones im well suited for and yeah now i have like 4 movies i will be making when i get back! exciting. and im getting hot kinky nudes taken professionally like tied up and shit! yeah.. bondage...hot hot hot.

on a not as happy note....im still extremely sex deprived and if i dont get some ass soon i may shrivel up and die...so please people help me out here!
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