Urinating on the Bible <--first thing I overheard on the radio
I've been playing Sims 2 alot. Sucks though because the sound on our computer doesn't work for some strange and pathetic reason and when the Sims babies cry I don't know until:
a.) I am warned that I am acting as an irresponsible parent
b.) The social services come and kidnap the baby
I think it was Chris who told me that he had built a fortress around his house to prevent the social worker from entering! I think I should employ this method. :)
The snowing has stopped and everything is now melting. My car slipped on the ice on my way home from work late last night. Scary, but I lived. You see, during the day the snow melts and at night that melted snow freezes over to become ICE! "Ice?! You mean snowcones and penguins and ice?!" *cackle*
So, my boss asks me yesterday how I was liking it here, you know, in this god forsaken state. And I reply that I wasn't enjoying it too much. And he was suprised because the last time he'd asked me I said everything was a-okay. So he asks if I was missing California. Yes, I reply. The atmosphere or the people? My friends.
"Ah." he says, "Well, don't you have friends here?"
In my head, I'm a regular smart ass in my head :), I'm thinking, 'Oh, yeah! All the local yokels line up at my door! All of them are DYING to meet the strangely loud, too-intelligent-for-the-regular-Colorado-guy-to-date female, not 'chick', who only wears black, red, and the occasionally sparse green, has a morbid sense of humor, reads about death and serial killers, talks about JTHM, is obsessed with Star Wars and Harry Potter, and has a creepy hangman dangling in her room! Oh yeah! They all love me and want to sit next to me and talk to me and be my bestest friend forever! It's just suffocating!'
But I reply, "Nope."
"No? So what do you do on your days off?"
"Nothing."
Nothing,nothing,nothing,nothing.
My life is suddenly full of this 'nothing'.
Go America.
And I quote Daria, "And I will make a dainty garland for my neck and choke."
a.) I am warned that I am acting as an irresponsible parent
b.) The social services come and kidnap the baby
I think it was Chris who told me that he had built a fortress around his house to prevent the social worker from entering! I think I should employ this method. :)
The snowing has stopped and everything is now melting. My car slipped on the ice on my way home from work late last night. Scary, but I lived. You see, during the day the snow melts and at night that melted snow freezes over to become ICE! "Ice?! You mean snowcones and penguins and ice?!" *cackle*
So, my boss asks me yesterday how I was liking it here, you know, in this god forsaken state. And I reply that I wasn't enjoying it too much. And he was suprised because the last time he'd asked me I said everything was a-okay. So he asks if I was missing California. Yes, I reply. The atmosphere or the people? My friends.
"Ah." he says, "Well, don't you have friends here?"
In my head, I'm a regular smart ass in my head :), I'm thinking, 'Oh, yeah! All the local yokels line up at my door! All of them are DYING to meet the strangely loud, too-intelligent-for-the-regular-Colorado-guy-to-date female, not 'chick', who only wears black, red, and the occasionally sparse green, has a morbid sense of humor, reads about death and serial killers, talks about JTHM, is obsessed with Star Wars and Harry Potter, and has a creepy hangman dangling in her room! Oh yeah! They all love me and want to sit next to me and talk to me and be my bestest friend forever! It's just suffocating!'
But I reply, "Nope."
"No? So what do you do on your days off?"
"Nothing."
Nothing,nothing,nothing,nothing.
My life is suddenly full of this 'nothing'.
Go America.
And I quote Daria, "And I will make a dainty garland for my neck and choke."