The following...
...has been written because I explained it to Corky and Johnny and Corky thought for a minute and completely agreed, if that is not an endorsement then I don't know what is.
I would like to use this journal to talk about tits.
Now I know, me talking about breasts is not exactly breaking new ground - well maybe within the livejournal - but its a certain kind of tits that has been really bugging me lately.
It all kicked off in my mind because the girl that sits opposite me in work, who is quite nice I should add, is quite large. And I know that coming from me is a tad pot calling the kettle black but I'm going somewhere with this.
She has a really bad habbit of wearing tops that reveal a lot of cleavage. Now I know bigger girls will almost always have a bigger bust, that's a-given. But it seems to be a thing these days for larger chicks to really accent the fact the have big breasts by pushing them right up and bringing the neckline right down.
And the thing is they seem to get away with it. Guys can be notoriously shallow and will see a big set of breasts and stop and slever for a while without actually taking time to notice what is surrounding said breasts.
So it was because of having these in my eye-line at least 3/5 days of the week in work I have worked out the theory that both guys and girls in life should live by!
I call this: The Fat-tit Theory.
It is very very simple.
Girl - If when you put a bra on that brings your tits right up and makes your cleavage look huge and awesome, but your stomach goes other further than your breasts - you have fat tits.
Guy - If you see a chick who looks like she has rocking awesome tits but her stomach goes out further than her breasts - she has fat tits.
This isn't a hatred thing against anything or anyone from me I should add. It is about putting across false ideas. I see it on bebo all the time of lassies who are clearly quite overweight - as I know them - putting up pictures that always have their tits in them and they look rocking.
Bigger girls can be attractive quite easily...this I would never deny, but by going down the fat-tits route they are trying to distract from themselves on to something that is not real and gives off a false image. Not only does it show them in a bad light but also emphasises poor self-esteem as it projects an image of what they believe people will like and want to see when in reality (9 times out of 10...minus maybe copious amounts of booze) a nice face and personality is far more than enough!
PS - I don't think anyone who reads this journal comes under this banner (except me and Johnny), so please don't think you do :-)
I would like to use this journal to talk about tits.
Now I know, me talking about breasts is not exactly breaking new ground - well maybe within the livejournal - but its a certain kind of tits that has been really bugging me lately.
It all kicked off in my mind because the girl that sits opposite me in work, who is quite nice I should add, is quite large. And I know that coming from me is a tad pot calling the kettle black but I'm going somewhere with this.
She has a really bad habbit of wearing tops that reveal a lot of cleavage. Now I know bigger girls will almost always have a bigger bust, that's a-given. But it seems to be a thing these days for larger chicks to really accent the fact the have big breasts by pushing them right up and bringing the neckline right down.
And the thing is they seem to get away with it. Guys can be notoriously shallow and will see a big set of breasts and stop and slever for a while without actually taking time to notice what is surrounding said breasts.
So it was because of having these in my eye-line at least 3/5 days of the week in work I have worked out the theory that both guys and girls in life should live by!
I call this: The Fat-tit Theory.
It is very very simple.
Girl - If when you put a bra on that brings your tits right up and makes your cleavage look huge and awesome, but your stomach goes other further than your breasts - you have fat tits.
Guy - If you see a chick who looks like she has rocking awesome tits but her stomach goes out further than her breasts - she has fat tits.
This isn't a hatred thing against anything or anyone from me I should add. It is about putting across false ideas. I see it on bebo all the time of lassies who are clearly quite overweight - as I know them - putting up pictures that always have their tits in them and they look rocking.
Bigger girls can be attractive quite easily...this I would never deny, but by going down the fat-tits route they are trying to distract from themselves on to something that is not real and gives off a false image. Not only does it show them in a bad light but also emphasises poor self-esteem as it projects an image of what they believe people will like and want to see when in reality (9 times out of 10...minus maybe copious amounts of booze) a nice face and personality is far more than enough!
PS - I don't think anyone who reads this journal comes under this banner (except me and Johnny), so please don't think you do :-)