25 April 1985
I thought about picking up this thing about five days ago, but I had more important concerns on my wedding anniversary. Bloody unbelievable that it's been two years already. Two absolutely fantastic years if you ask me. Yeah, that's right, I'm carrying on and being oh so disgusting, but I'm just a lucky son of a bitch.
We snuck off for a romantic little weekend, just the two of us. I know, I'm a great husband, aren't I? Sorry if anyone tried to find us, but we're back now! Anyone needing to pay us a visit is more than welcome to now. (I just can't guarantee what you might walk in on!)
Dear loyal customers,
I'm feeling good, ladies and gents. In honour of my anniversary, I'm having a little sale. Let me know if you're interested
We snuck off for a romantic little weekend, just the two of us. I know, I'm a great husband, aren't I? Sorry if anyone tried to find us, but we're back now! Anyone needing to pay us a visit is more than welcome to now. (I just can't guarantee what you might walk in on!)
Dear loyal customers,
I'm feeling good, ladies and gents. In honour of my anniversary, I'm having a little sale. Let me know if you're interested