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It is my human's birthday today. She is 37 in human years. I don't know how old that makes her in cat years.
It is also something called Mother's Day today. The human asked me if I got her a card or a present. Then she said she guessed I couldn't, because I don't have any money. She doesn't give me an allowance, so how could she expect me to buy her a present? Humans are strange beings.
THe other night I got very angry at my male human. I was already in a bad mood. I was sitting on the dresser in the bedroom, and he leaned his hand on it. So I scratched his hand. He then grabbed me and held me in place while he lectured me about how scratching and biting him is Not Good. I was very mad and kept growling and using bad language at him, but he held on to me for quite some time while he lectured me. Of course, just like all his lectures, it all went in one ear and out the other.
Happy birthday, Meowmie!
It is also something called Mother's Day today. The human asked me if I got her a card or a present. Then she said she guessed I couldn't, because I don't have any money. She doesn't give me an allowance, so how could she expect me to buy her a present? Humans are strange beings.
THe other night I got very angry at my male human. I was already in a bad mood. I was sitting on the dresser in the bedroom, and he leaned his hand on it. So I scratched his hand. He then grabbed me and held me in place while he lectured me about how scratching and biting him is Not Good. I was very mad and kept growling and using bad language at him, but he held on to me for quite some time while he lectured me. Of course, just like all his lectures, it all went in one ear and out the other.
Happy birthday, Meowmie!