Transformers Watched Again Today
Between the whole giant-robots-blowing-shit-to-high-hell thing and the fact I found an edited soundclip on mecha_erotica of Optimus overloading, I was thrilled.
Almost.
Because the boyfriend and I had a conversation about fairytales before hand. We got to 'The Boy Who Cried Wolf' and then he had to go.
So I completely blame him for the fact that, even though I should have been squealing over how damn sexy Peter Cullen's voice is, the ONLY THING I could think was 'Well why the fuck wouldn't you just put someone who wouldn't lie about the wolves in charge of watching the sheep instead of a kid with a record of lying?! And I bet they felt like shit once the kid got fucking eaten. Way to go, parents, let your brat get munched.'
I BLAME YOU, HONEY.
Speaking of blame, I have decided that from now on, I blame zombies for everything. Hunger in China? Zombies. Oil spill? Zombies. Your girlfriend just got AIDS? ZOMBIES, MAN.
Almost.
Because the boyfriend and I had a conversation about fairytales before hand. We got to 'The Boy Who Cried Wolf' and then he had to go.
So I completely blame him for the fact that, even though I should have been squealing over how damn sexy Peter Cullen's voice is, the ONLY THING I could think was 'Well why the fuck wouldn't you just put someone who wouldn't lie about the wolves in charge of watching the sheep instead of a kid with a record of lying?! And I bet they felt like shit once the kid got fucking eaten. Way to go, parents, let your brat get munched.'
I BLAME YOU, HONEY.
Speaking of blame, I have decided that from now on, I blame zombies for everything. Hunger in China? Zombies. Oil spill? Zombies. Your girlfriend just got AIDS? ZOMBIES, MAN.