thought this was funny

Feb 28, 2006 12:54

The 60s should get all Machiavellian and use subtlety and sugar if they want the 59s to level. Seriously does anyone think this works?

60: You bracket camping pansies! Come up to the real bracket where you can wait a long long long time to get spit on. Come feel the hate.

59s: Let us think it about it....no.

I suggest the following approach.

60: You guys should come up to the 60 bracket it’s a lovefest of pvp goodness :) <3.

59s: We heard there are terrible queue times and people are mean.

60: No no you got it all wrong. One time in WSG, this organized team, you know all teamspeak and cogs in the machine, won 6 3-0 matches in a row. Then they saw how sad we where and emoted that they were tired of winning and that we could win this one without opposition.

59s: No way!

60: Way! And then this other time in Arathi, everyone just decided to grab two resources and leave the BS neutral. We all gathered there and danced. The mages brought food and drink and everyone was partying. Then when both teams got to 1800 resources we rock-papered-scissored for the win. Totally maximizes the honor for everyone!

59s: Wow!

60: And everyone in 60s is so balanced and loves pvp so much that there’s a games every minute, including Alterac valley. And nobody ever gets left out of the raids.

59s: Sounds great, I’m going to turn in my marks and level right now.

60: /hug.

And since leveling is irreversible there’s no turning back. That’s when you can lay the red pill on them.

59: YOU SUCK!!!! I waited for three hours just to be spit on. By my own side! And then I got hit by some epic axe that broke all my gear. WTF!

60: Hah you noob, you shoulda read all the earlier forum posts. Enjoy the 60s you scumbag. At least you’re not a bracket camping goob anymore. /spit.

orginally posted by Klatz on the kirin tor forums
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