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I have a midterm in two hours and i am not even close to being ready, yet I have no motivation to work. I,m at that point where I know the basic things but I really don't want to go into more depth. It one of my 300's and i know that the exam will be hard. Instead of slide identification or short answer crap, it is one essay topic and that is it. if I don't know what to answer, I am royally fucked.
I've been feeling quite sick lately. On sunday night, I stayed up all night and then went for breakfast. Since then, my body has freaked out. I have headaches, stomachaches, pimples, greasy hair, a canker sore the size of Alberta, and a runny nose. These are the ideal conditions to help me pass my midterm.
Anyways, no more bitching.
If you haven't guessed yet, I have nothing to talk about since the only reason why I updated is because I do not want to study.
Ha, i just thought of something.
my roommate is killing me. He has become the most annoying person in the world.
1. His BO has spread from his room, to the entire apartment. It's not a horrible smell but kind of sweatshopish.
2. All he wears around the apartment are these thin fabric pajama pants which clearly outline is penis. Trust me, it isn't anything anybody would want to see.
3. He has never learned how to engage in a conversation so he either comes up with very obscure statements, tells me how I should do things, or tells me what the best this is and the worst this is.
- Example: Scene taken word for word from sunday morning. I was in the kitchen cleaning; he was cooking. In the morning, he hates speaking; however:
"Did you know that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer? Too bad he never cried."
"wow pedro, cute."
"Do you know what the best food in the world is, mango salad dressing. Nothing even compares
to it, especially not your concoction of olive oil and balsamic vinegar."
4. When he does want me to respond to what he says, he will start his sentences with an enticing word and wait for me to answer.
- Example:
"Interested ?"
"In what, Pedro ?"
"The Quebec city trip, are you interested ?"
- Example:
"I have it."
"Have what ?"
"Guess!"
"what?"
"just try"
"the ugly hat that you wanted?"
"not even close."
"please tell me."
"the chocolate bar I was craving earlier."
5. He has this strange habit of clapping randomly when walking around the apartment or studying.
6. his very very strange girlfriend calls him every night at 3 am.
7. He leaves his dishes in the sink for about a week but bitches about how they are always covered with dirty water.
8. He claims to be a clean freak but never cleans the apartment unless his controlling gf comes over for the weekend.
9. He comes into my room without knocking and touches my stuff.
The one thing I do like about him is that he usually stays in his room.
I've been feeling quite sick lately. On sunday night, I stayed up all night and then went for breakfast. Since then, my body has freaked out. I have headaches, stomachaches, pimples, greasy hair, a canker sore the size of Alberta, and a runny nose. These are the ideal conditions to help me pass my midterm.
Anyways, no more bitching.
If you haven't guessed yet, I have nothing to talk about since the only reason why I updated is because I do not want to study.
Ha, i just thought of something.
my roommate is killing me. He has become the most annoying person in the world.
1. His BO has spread from his room, to the entire apartment. It's not a horrible smell but kind of sweatshopish.
2. All he wears around the apartment are these thin fabric pajama pants which clearly outline is penis. Trust me, it isn't anything anybody would want to see.
3. He has never learned how to engage in a conversation so he either comes up with very obscure statements, tells me how I should do things, or tells me what the best this is and the worst this is.
- Example: Scene taken word for word from sunday morning. I was in the kitchen cleaning; he was cooking. In the morning, he hates speaking; however:
"Did you know that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer? Too bad he never cried."
"wow pedro, cute."
"Do you know what the best food in the world is, mango salad dressing. Nothing even compares
to it, especially not your concoction of olive oil and balsamic vinegar."
4. When he does want me to respond to what he says, he will start his sentences with an enticing word and wait for me to answer.
- Example:
"Interested ?"
"In what, Pedro ?"
"The Quebec city trip, are you interested ?"
- Example:
"I have it."
"Have what ?"
"Guess!"
"what?"
"just try"
"the ugly hat that you wanted?"
"not even close."
"please tell me."
"the chocolate bar I was craving earlier."
5. He has this strange habit of clapping randomly when walking around the apartment or studying.
6. his very very strange girlfriend calls him every night at 3 am.
7. He leaves his dishes in the sink for about a week but bitches about how they are always covered with dirty water.
8. He claims to be a clean freak but never cleans the apartment unless his controlling gf comes over for the weekend.
9. He comes into my room without knocking and touches my stuff.
The one thing I do like about him is that he usually stays in his room.