So you think you're a tough guy?

[puer]

First my human leaves me for a long weekend. Then the day he gets back, I get in a fight. Some punk-ass cat was sniffin up and down my territory. I had to show him whose turf he was messing with. He got a little chunk out of my ear and bruised up my ribs a bit, but I still had chunks of his fur in my claws when my human got home.

I bet that bitch-ass doesn't come back my way anytime soon.