WORLD CUP LIVE POST: ENGLAND-US MATCH

[puella_nerdii]

HEY GUYS AMERICA ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT SOCCER TODAY!

(sort of)

...mostly this is just a place for all of us to be dorks. And possibly for me to get fic ideas. Just sayin', Mith and I are totally writing this.

GO WILD IN THE COMMENTS, Y'ALL. I BELIEVE IN YOU.

(For those of you looking for a stream: check it. Or here if you want REAL AMURKAN

Comments

[zalia]

It's so sad. We have no terrible racist/World War related football chants to do with America.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Poor England, sitting in the stands, positively flummoxed about what to shout, trying to come up with more things that rhyme with 'Yank.'

[puella_nerdii]

Well, there's always skank? Might send the wrong message, though.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

My mind went to 'spank,' personally, but America would just leer at him if he used that one.

[puella_nerdii]

Plus I think you get red-carded for that.

Maybe after the match. Depending on how it goes.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

There's a "no touching the balls" joke in here somewhere, but I can't quite reach it.

[zalia]

Only with your hands. No-one said anything about feet or mouths.

[vulchu]

Wank?

[puella_nerdii]

In private, England.

[vulchu]

Not like we don't all know that he'll be wanking to yanks when it's all said and done.

[zalia]

*sporfles*

I should not drink while on this post (and why do I not have alcohol here D:).

And it'll take a few drinks before he is suitably lubricated to use that particular word.

[puella_nerdii]

Whereas we can shout GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH! a lot.

[zalia]

Well... Well... ENGLAND CAN QUOTE SHAKESPEARE!!! So there. Shakespeare renders every argument null and void :P Damn it.