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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole skrametib's purse (30 points). In May I bought porn for johanboeger (10 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In July I gave faerieoffire33 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Thursday I broke pyros047's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been nice (723 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
Puds_the_wench