We should eat old people.
They're slow and easy to catch.
C'mon! They're a drag on our society!
...It'd be easy. Real easy.
There's lots of them, and plenty to go around - and you know they deserve it!
There was a story in Arizona about a baby being carried away by a large eagle.
HOW AWESOME IS THAt?!?!!
Man, that baby is like, going to be raised by the eagle tribe and learn the ways of flight.
In the future, he will break down the barrier between humankind and eaglekind. It will be glorious and we will celebrate over the bones of many once tasty old people.
I found out that my mom was having an affair with a ninja. My dad found out shortly after and decided to challenge the ninja to a duel to the death!
,,,my dad kicked his ass. Hands down.
It turned out that the ninja wasn't really a ninja.
...He was just a retard in pajamas and a head band. He had a sword, but it was made out of poop from whales.
My sister is marrying a terrorist. I don't understand what's going on there, really. She says that the heart wants what the heart wants - and normally I wouldn't have a problem with that - but, you know, he is a terrorist. Sure, she now has access to literally tons of heroin, marijuana and AK-47's, but come on, I say, do you really need that much? Plus, he doesn't even have a beard!
I'll probably bitch slap his ass with that whale poop sword my dad stole from the ninja.
And then once he's knocked out.... I'LL MAKE HIM EAT IT, WHAT!
C'mon! They're a drag on our society!
...It'd be easy. Real easy.
There's lots of them, and plenty to go around - and you know they deserve it!
There was a story in Arizona about a baby being carried away by a large eagle.
HOW AWESOME IS THAt?!?!!
Man, that baby is like, going to be raised by the eagle tribe and learn the ways of flight.
In the future, he will break down the barrier between humankind and eaglekind. It will be glorious and we will celebrate over the bones of many once tasty old people.
I found out that my mom was having an affair with a ninja. My dad found out shortly after and decided to challenge the ninja to a duel to the death!
,,,my dad kicked his ass. Hands down.
It turned out that the ninja wasn't really a ninja.
...He was just a retard in pajamas and a head band. He had a sword, but it was made out of poop from whales.
My sister is marrying a terrorist. I don't understand what's going on there, really. She says that the heart wants what the heart wants - and normally I wouldn't have a problem with that - but, you know, he is a terrorist. Sure, she now has access to literally tons of heroin, marijuana and AK-47's, but come on, I say, do you really need that much? Plus, he doesn't even have a beard!
I'll probably bitch slap his ass with that whale poop sword my dad stole from the ninja.
And then once he's knocked out.... I'LL MAKE HIM EAT IT, WHAT!