GODDAMN HOMEWORK!!!
THIS VACATION BLOWS!!!!!!!!!!
I am so pissed at this vacation. It has to be the worst February vacation ever. I am pissed mainly because of my douchebag teachers who all gave me homework. This is a fucking vacation. According to dictionary.com a vacation is a period of time devoted to pleasure, rest, or relaxation, especially one with pay granted to an employee or a holiday or a fixed period of holidays, especially one during which a school, court, or business suspends activities. Obviously this is unknown to the teachers who are bent on controlling our lives. I have homework in 5 out of my 8 classes. The three classes I do not have homework in are PE because that is a bullshit class, CADD because we are not going to buy the $80 CADD program to do that shit at home, and Computer Maintenance and Webpage Design because the teacher is a dipshit. My other teachers decided that their work was more important than my life and decided to pile it on because I do have a week to do it. First I have Calculus. Normally Yeaw is a badass teacher. His class is fun and we spend most of it making fun of people. But out of nowhere he decides to give us a problem set on the Friday before vacation and make it due Monday. This is hard shit we are talking about and we are not given a chance to stay after and ask questions. This is obsurd!!! And we have a quiz on Tuesday. OH BOY! Next I have English. This homework is alright because if we didn't have it now it would be assigned Tuesday and due Thursday. We have to read ridiculous packets and Hamlet, which is basically the Lion King except in gayass Shakespeare form. So there goes an entire day of vacation solely devoted to English. Then there is Sociology. I am not at all pissed about this. I pushed this off until last week when I started getting pictures for the collage ready. We were given ample time, I just wasn't expecting my other teachers to be hardasses and assign boatloads of homework. Mr. Armour is cool and I have no problem with his assignment. Then there is Mr. Demers. I was expecting something to be due for him after vacation because that is the way he is. But I am not going to say anything bad about him because the stuff he assigned is what I was going to do anyway over vacation, except there were a little more video games in my plan. That brings me to my final subject of Chorus. Yes, I even have HW in Chorus. I haven't to practice like 6 songs. This is the most enjoyable assignment, so I already did it a couple of times. It lets me take a break from the other HW. But it still fucking sucks that it is just more HW. I wish teachers would just let us enjoy our lives. They are all too far displaced from being a student that they are not sympathetic with our lives. Even my dad is against HW on vacations and he is a total hardass. I cannot wait to be a teacher myself. I will never give homework over vacation, especially since I am going to be a math teacher.
My cousin John and I were discussing teaching the other day. We thought of a great idea for disciplinary problems. I said that teachers should have guns, just to scare kids. They wouldn't be loaded, but the presence of the gun would be intimidating. John expanded on this by saying that teachers should be given paintball guns, so they can actually shoot the kids. It would be easy to tell who a teacher has or has not talked to by the color of a kids shirt. There would be very few troublemakers with this system. It is ingenius, but nobody would endorse it because America is filled with pussies who don't want to be punished. They want no punishment or reward, just equality. They want fucking Communist schools. This is complete bullshit. They almost took away spelling bees from schools across America because only one kid wins and the rest are losers. DAMN STRAIGHT! They lost so maybe they will get some humility. Losing builds character. Trust me I know, I have played Northmen football for the past four years. All of the pussies who are afraid to lose can shove it up their ass because America was build on a foundation of winners. We got the country by WINNING a war. We have saved the country many times by winning. And when we lose we learn from our mistakes. Except for the Democrats, they just can't figure out how to win. I mean come on. They got beat by George Bush. I am a strong supporter of the Republican party and I am not a huge fan of him. But that is a debate for another time.
In summary, I am highly opposed to homework on vacations and the Communization of the American school. I am done ranting so thank you for reading and fuck Communism.
Sincerely,
Thomas J. Charest, Esquire
I am so pissed at this vacation. It has to be the worst February vacation ever. I am pissed mainly because of my douchebag teachers who all gave me homework. This is a fucking vacation. According to dictionary.com a vacation is a period of time devoted to pleasure, rest, or relaxation, especially one with pay granted to an employee or a holiday or a fixed period of holidays, especially one during which a school, court, or business suspends activities. Obviously this is unknown to the teachers who are bent on controlling our lives. I have homework in 5 out of my 8 classes. The three classes I do not have homework in are PE because that is a bullshit class, CADD because we are not going to buy the $80 CADD program to do that shit at home, and Computer Maintenance and Webpage Design because the teacher is a dipshit. My other teachers decided that their work was more important than my life and decided to pile it on because I do have a week to do it. First I have Calculus. Normally Yeaw is a badass teacher. His class is fun and we spend most of it making fun of people. But out of nowhere he decides to give us a problem set on the Friday before vacation and make it due Monday. This is hard shit we are talking about and we are not given a chance to stay after and ask questions. This is obsurd!!! And we have a quiz on Tuesday. OH BOY! Next I have English. This homework is alright because if we didn't have it now it would be assigned Tuesday and due Thursday. We have to read ridiculous packets and Hamlet, which is basically the Lion King except in gayass Shakespeare form. So there goes an entire day of vacation solely devoted to English. Then there is Sociology. I am not at all pissed about this. I pushed this off until last week when I started getting pictures for the collage ready. We were given ample time, I just wasn't expecting my other teachers to be hardasses and assign boatloads of homework. Mr. Armour is cool and I have no problem with his assignment. Then there is Mr. Demers. I was expecting something to be due for him after vacation because that is the way he is. But I am not going to say anything bad about him because the stuff he assigned is what I was going to do anyway over vacation, except there were a little more video games in my plan. That brings me to my final subject of Chorus. Yes, I even have HW in Chorus. I haven't to practice like 6 songs. This is the most enjoyable assignment, so I already did it a couple of times. It lets me take a break from the other HW. But it still fucking sucks that it is just more HW. I wish teachers would just let us enjoy our lives. They are all too far displaced from being a student that they are not sympathetic with our lives. Even my dad is against HW on vacations and he is a total hardass. I cannot wait to be a teacher myself. I will never give homework over vacation, especially since I am going to be a math teacher.
My cousin John and I were discussing teaching the other day. We thought of a great idea for disciplinary problems. I said that teachers should have guns, just to scare kids. They wouldn't be loaded, but the presence of the gun would be intimidating. John expanded on this by saying that teachers should be given paintball guns, so they can actually shoot the kids. It would be easy to tell who a teacher has or has not talked to by the color of a kids shirt. There would be very few troublemakers with this system. It is ingenius, but nobody would endorse it because America is filled with pussies who don't want to be punished. They want no punishment or reward, just equality. They want fucking Communist schools. This is complete bullshit. They almost took away spelling bees from schools across America because only one kid wins and the rest are losers. DAMN STRAIGHT! They lost so maybe they will get some humility. Losing builds character. Trust me I know, I have played Northmen football for the past four years. All of the pussies who are afraid to lose can shove it up their ass because America was build on a foundation of winners. We got the country by WINNING a war. We have saved the country many times by winning. And when we lose we learn from our mistakes. Except for the Democrats, they just can't figure out how to win. I mean come on. They got beat by George Bush. I am a strong supporter of the Republican party and I am not a huge fan of him. But that is a debate for another time.
In summary, I am highly opposed to homework on vacations and the Communization of the American school. I am done ranting so thank you for reading and fuck Communism.
Sincerely,
Thomas J. Charest, Esquire