Eureka!
Okay, I read up on the forum and now I know how this works:
Every time a page with the egg image loads up it gives the egg a "view." The first time for each IP address also gives it a "unique view." Every first time someone clicks on the link to the egg it gets a "click." So all you have to do to help me hatch my eggs is reload your friends page over and over. *GRIN* Dude, I already do that all day. (Love to more_dragoncelt's babies!) So, chibidrunksanzo you asked, and there, finally, is the answer. :D