n o v e m b e r ~ the 1st -early morning-

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Before Lash's post declaring her undying love for a man in a mask For anyone who was charmed by a mysterious masked man on Halloween night, they'll wake the next morning to find nothing left of him save for a single white rose left at their door. And truly that is all that is left of him, as he told no one where he lived or anything about him other

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[sup Mikapii guess who's not letting you into the room that night. Yeah that's your own bed barricading the door there. SWEET RETRIBUTION except maybe not really.

Flaco's just laying there pouti-I mean, chilling. Was he mad? Maybe a little. Being under a lovestruck spell had that effect on you. Nah, he's just upset and confused.]

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[Mikapii didn't really come home until the next morning anyway, but it was pretty early in the AM now and he wanted to sleep. And after an hour of trying to ram the door down, Mikapii was fed up.]

[Falco. Suddenly, there is a pink puffball breaking in through the window. Did you know Jigglypuff could puff-up and fly around a little bit like that? Like, enough to reach the second story window? Probably not. BUT NOW YOU DO.]

[Of course, the window isn't open, so here's Mikapii. In pogle form. Hanging on the ledge of the window and trying to force it open. What do?]

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[Mikapii could try and huff and puff the door down all he wanted, Falco wasn't going to budge one bit. In fact, watch him totally doze off through it. Haha, Mikapii you are a puny little thing.

Until he happened to open his eyes later on to catch a bug-eyed pink balloon trying to break through his window. Falco was successfully freaked out for a moment before recognizing it to be his roommate.

He had....no idea Jigglypuff could fly up or whatever to their second story window. Huh. Good thing it was locked.

So he had one of two options. One, go back to sleep, or Two, cut his roommate some slack and let him in. Or Three, give the sleaze a hard time. Okay that was more than two options, but whatever. The third one seemed most appealing.

And so Falco walked up to the window, leaning his hands on the sill. But he did not open it.]

What, yer not gonna serenade me through the window? Or was that more Alejandro's gig?

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[The following is said all in one breath. Unfortunately, flying for a Jigglypuff means not breathing, and Mikapii would really rather not plummet to his death, thank you very much.]

"FALCO-OPEN-THIS-WINDOW-RIGHT-NOW-OR-I'LL-MAKE-SURE-YOU-SLEEP-THROUGH-EVERY-FINAL-FOR-THE-REST-OF-THE-YEAR...!!!"

[Does he sound mad? Maybe just a little bit.]

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You mad, Mik?

[Falco had to stifle a laugh at that sad excuse of a threat. Well, it was for him. Make him sleep through every final? What did that even mean?

Nevertheless, he did decide that enough was enough and finally opened the window. DORM ACCESS ACQUIRED]

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[And Mikapii scurries in through that open window, rolling over the sill and bouncing slightly upon hitting the floor. He brings himself to his feet and pauses to catch his breath before pointing accusingly up at Falco. Yes, he looks oh-so intimidating at only 1'6''.]

"Y-Y-You!! I coulda... c-could have died!! An' then I... w-would've been dead an... and it would've been... all your fault!!"

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Yeah, what a great loss that would'a been. Whoever will we get crossdressing tips from then?

[Falco settles on the bed. Mikapii's bed.]

Just wait 'til the whole school hears about this.

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[At this point in the night, Mikapii is well aware of the damage he's likely caused. Well, not all of it, obviously. It'll get much worse in the mroning. But even so-]

[In seconds, he's jumped over towards Falco and bows down on the ground in front of him, defeated.] You....!! You can't tell! I'll die if you tell! I'll-

[A pause.]

If you tell, then I'll tell everyone you made out with me and then everyone will know you kissed a dude and Slippy and Fox and that-teacher-you-hate will think you're a homo along with the rest of the school!

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[you could almost hear Falco's oh-so-ingenious plan screeching to a sudden halt. Falco was so not a homo. I mean, he liked girls n' stuff, right? Oh god, what would Slippy and Fox think of him? At this point, he was desperate to preserve whatever masculinity he had left after that scenario.]

Mikapii. You cannot tell anyone, alright? Nobody. Or so help me, I'll...you know, tell everyone you've been masqueradin' as a playboy.

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So. You don't tell and I won't tell?

[He reaches up to shake hands. This business deal is serious business. Why don't Jigglypuff have hands dammit!]

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Yeah, whatever.

[he takes the...nub, and seals the deal.]

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[THEY ARE NOT NUBS THEY ARE TOTALLY ARMS.]

[Okay that done he goes over to his closet and hops inside. When he comes out of the closet, c wat i did thar lolol he's human and full dressed in pajamas.]

Now gimme back my bed.

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[he would have loved to give your bed back, it was a stupid bed anyways, except when Mikapii jumped out of the closet, Falco just....stared. His heart might have skipped several beats. If this were a cartoon, rest assured there'd be unwanted hearts floating around his head that he'd be trying to kill by now. As much as a lady's man he turned out to be in the Lylat System, Falco has NEVER been attracted to anyone before prior to this.

Mikapii, what have you done?]

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[Falco what are you doing. Why are you staring. What are you looking at- oh. Oh. Attract was still in effect, wasn't it?]

[Now was the time for trolling.]

[He giggles and saunters over until he's standing only a short distance away from Falco. He giggles again.] Hmmm~? Someone's looking awfully shy all of a sudden~ Do I make you nervous, Falco~~~?

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[Very nervous indeed.

Falco clamored unto the bed as far away as the wall would let him. Perhaps as a side effect of Attract, it didn't cross his mind to determine why he was suddenly feeling the way he was now. Judgment clouded in a haze of love, he was reduced to a blushing, completely infatuated mercenary.]

No. Yer just imagining things...

[Falco refused to look in Mikapii's direction. And was he twiddling with his fingers? Sure looked like it.]

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[Falco. You're now dealing with a boy who has spent an entire day pretending to be a Casanova and succeeding. You are not getting out of this straight.]

[He climbs up onto the bed after him, seeing as it's essentially just one big bed now.] Really~? Then you won't mind if we slept together, would you?

[Intentional. Pause. To freak him out.]

You know, just sharing the bed! Since they're already together and it's so cooold on the floor~