black diamonds n pearls... if i ruled the world

Feb 13, 2005 15:09


If I , Carey Savary, ruled the world:

There would be male-only nudist colonies,

And no more ugly celebrities, like Paris Hilton,

And a lot of white-boy ass implants.

There would be a seperate state for ugly old people

and all girls prettier than me would be sent to another country.

There would be sex for every one,

and porno for no one but me.

People who cheated on sum1 they told they loved would be immediately punished by being fucked up the ass with a hot knife,

and anyone caught lookin like Paul would be forced to have sex with me.

Every one would call me Emporeress Carey and buy everything for me.

What would YOU do if YOU ruled the world?
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